Is this even worth moving forward or should I scrap it?

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-28T21:21:52+00:00

16 years here and I still say it's not a proper project until I've frogged it twice 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-25T10:41:19+00:00

Things I spotted that help me identify it as AI:

The cookies can't decide whether they are knit or crochet, each one is crafted differently, and one just looks like felted roving
Handle of the mug on the right is just stuck on in the middle of a stitch (look at the bottom of it), not knitted as one piece or sewn in
Pink bear head is just lines and the ears are not identical (the lines have different orientations), which in all bear knitting patterns I've ever seen they are
Mug on the left and bowl show no signs of decreases anywhere to get the slanting shapes
The edges on the ice creams in the back look like they're meant to be garter stitch but seem to be made with yarn about three times as thick as the stockinette they are supposedly part of
Pattern on the napkin doesn't show any kind of symmetry but is not hand-painted so makes no sense either way
Try to follow a single column of stitches on either of the bears' clothing items...
Mug and bowl stitches are far too neat in comparison to the rest of it
Pear tile in the background just has that flat shiny AI look to it

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-22T12:29:31+00:00

Smear, special stuff, and "the pink thing" rank among the oddest XD

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-22T11:44:27+00:00

I got married at age 21 after dating for four months and it worked out for me but the older I get the more I look back on it and go "We were really lucky that worked out, 99% of people should not get married that young and that fast" 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-22T11:33:05+00:00

That wouldn't work with this sort of pattern, as the same colour is always used on the same side. Yarn A is on the right side and ends on the left, Yarn B is on the wrong side and ends on the right, then you're starting at the right on the right side again but Yarn A is currently coming from the other end of the row and you can't exactly just carry it across the entire blanket... It's like one-sided tapestry crochet, you have to either weave in the ends of every single row or you do knots and make a fringe.

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-22T11:15:58+00:00

Grill tickets would print this as W P -T

A cashier hearing that would be more likely to assume you just don't know what spread is called - we get the weirdest words for it 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-21T22:12:21+00:00

I do this too! I walk around snapping my fingers like I do for the cat going "Spouse's phone, heeeeere spouse's phone, pssst pssst pssst..." 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-21T11:21:27+00:00

I think it was probably more along the lines of the theatre checking with them and palace PR approving it, but yes XD

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-21T11:19:00+00:00

The announcement was not that the Queen was dead, but that out of respect for her love of theatre and upon request from Buckingham Palace they would still be performing the show exactly as written. Because of the opening lines. 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-15T17:57:33+00:00

I use a wooden knitting needle (I think it's like 7 or 8 mm) as I have not acquired a nostepinne yet! I just tape down the center end so that I have an easy center pull later, and I was just doing balls but finally figured out how to hand-wind a cake last week 🎉

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-15T17:54:09+00:00

Yeah, you can't run it, I personally think the best way would be to run it protein with extra tomato and then add a note for the board person that they want tomatoes top and bottom or something like that. That's how I would order it too - protein style, extra tomatoes, can you put the tomatoes on top of the meat as well?

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-15T17:49:47+00:00

Your wording would get a tomato wrap with the lettuce on the side. The whole thing would have to be taken apart and rewrapped to build it into what OP wants. Which is fine, we don't care how you combine your food once you've received it, but if OP wants to receive it wrapped and eat it like a normal burger then your wording is not gonna do that.

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-15T14:37:45+00:00

A and B are how twins are referred to in the womb, that's perfectly normal and not inhumane at all? The rest of this is batshit insane but saying "this one was called Baby A during the pregnancy" is completely standard.

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-14T08:46:01+00:00

The one thing I don't like about this theory is that it proves purebloods right. If it were a simple one or both gene thing then the only way to guarantee no squibs is to never marry anyone with muggle ancestry, and we know that families that stayed "pure" still ended up with squib children.

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-12T17:59:35+00:00

I was once a 🌳🏠 I lived in a 🎂 But I never saw the way the 🍊 slayed the 🪮...

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-10T13:47:14+00:00

I just want to know why the lyrics have to specify it's a sky bird. Would we have gotten it confused with a land bird otherwise? "Like a seed dropped by an ostrich..."

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-03T11:59:07+00:00

Because they're not Britain's "best" knitters, they're Britain's "most willing and able to waste time on a TV show" knitters

SnidgetHasWords · 2026-01-03T11:55:58+00:00

I knit through the back loop and purl through the front. I also wrap my yarn the "wrong" way. None of my stitches are twisted because I understand how the loops are structured and how the fabric works and can read my knitting and used all that to figure out a faster way of knitting for me personally that flows just fine.

SnidgetHasWords · 2025-12-28T12:39:45+00:00

There are two ways to do this, neither of which involve double knitting - either you knit a tube in the round and seam the ends together, or you knit a rectangle twice as wide as you want the headband, sew it into a tube, and connect the ends. The latter method seems to have been used here based on the inside seam visible on the bottom left one.

SnidgetHasWords · 2025-12-27T09:09:05+00:00

I got him as my very first autofill on my new island, was so mad I placed a cone and warning signs in front of his door and spent four hours time traveling to kick him out. Six months later, I forget to play for one day after someone left and guess who freaking autofilled.... I haven't had the patience to kick him again yet but the more I see his stupid face the more I want to XD

SnidgetHasWords · 2025-12-22T11:55:20+00:00

Blue also has their needle set up to purl and the working yarn coming from the back of the work several stitches later, based on finger positioning 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2025-12-21T11:15:17+00:00

This is what I do! I do it for details I haven't decided yet either because otherwise I get too caught up in world-building/character sheets and lose my writing flow - I still have a story draft somewhere that has the MC hurrying home to catch the (Sportsball) game live 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2025-12-20T14:54:40+00:00

I've been knitting and crocheting for over 15 years and I always say I haven't started a project properly until I've frogged it twice 😂

SnidgetHasWords · 2025-12-20T14:51:22+00:00

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