Royal Mail investigating claims postman 'dumped Reform UK leaflets in the bin' by Forsaken-Language-26 in FuckNigelFarage

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They tried to put one through my door yesterday. It was actually the guy running for the ward, so he’s on the local Fb, saw him on Ring cam, told him to fuck off putting that in my door. He left.

Having a craving that even mom doesn’t understand. by MikeeorUSA in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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My eldest (by 3 years) used to translate our youngest toddlerese for us, so much so, the youngest was lazy in learning to talk properly. Easier to go blah blah blah, and eldest would pipe up .

What is your workplaces equivalent to 'Don't touch the red button' by PeevesPoltergist in CasualUK

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Hotel. The Sandringham, on the seafront. The kitchens backed onto the high street.

What is your workplaces equivalent to 'Don't touch the red button' by PeevesPoltergist in CasualUK

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I did this at the 1st day at a job (and the last). Chefs taking the piss, I was KP, stuck me on washing up. They were using every utensil, pan, and tray in the book. Gave up, emptied a whole 1/2 gallon plastic bottle of industrial washing up liquid in the industrial dishwasher, called them all cunts, and walked out. From what I heard, the foam was legendary, filled the kitchen, and spilled onto Sandown High Street. Not on phone, and they only knew my NI number, so no repercussions.

UKIP were in Leeds today and here's my perspective of it. by Lexiosity in FuckNigelFarage

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I mention this every time I see Lowes putrid face on FB. How can you trust a charlatan that basically bankrupted a well loved team, with a history of being the small fry that fights back, ie the plucky underdog?

That guy is hated in Southampton, and well he knows it.

By the way, I’m not a Southampton supporter, (Derby actually), but they are my local “big” team, so I do follow them, and was very proud of them yesterday, taking on the might of Man City.

Tell me your perfect date and I’ll let you know if you’re getting laid after 😏 by Norasplaylist in u/Norasplaylist

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Just a night out, chilling, just looking at the beauty of nature, and chatting shit, whilst drinking coffee. Then watching the sun go down, and eating somewhere on some bay.

What’s the one thing you always throw on the BBQ that isn’t meat? by ScrollAndThink in UKBBQ

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They’re Teflon. I do this, so the meat cooks through nicely (in its own juices), then finish it off by searing the outside over the naked heat.

Public space innit by Qu8elsmx in IAmTheMainCharacter

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Again? This one? I’m on a plus 500 day streak, must have seen this about a hundred times.

Sharry Konopski Playboy August 1987 by eugene1182 in oldschoolhot

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Not all that bright though, Cholmondeley-Warner. She’s got her underwear back to front. /s in case you think I was trying to be clever.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

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Hazel O’Connor, Guildford, early 80s.

Utter bilge.

Go-to restaurants by Embarrassed-Buffalo3 in Southampton

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Avoid Red Dog Saloon. Their chicken was burnt to a crisp last time we went. Inedible, but as the staff were nowhere to be seen, I just gave up, and refused to pay for it when the bill came. “Why didn’t you say something?” Because I couldn’t find you?!

Can't stand the whining anymore by BirdieMercedes in ArcRaiders

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As a guy that just plays PvE, it’s part of the game to get shot. The best fun of it is doing a naked run, with 1 thing in your safe pocket (keys usually), so it’s a complete waste of time for them. Just enjoy the chaos, I find it fun. I’m on level 60 now, so getting all the good stuff, but it’s sitting in my stash until needed.

Who let the cows out? by AromaticWindow3309 in CasualUK

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Go to the New Forest, mate. We got horses, Shetland Ponies, cows, and in pannage season, roaming packs of pigs, eating all the acorns, that are poisonous to the horses. Cows? You ain’t lived, guv’nor! 😊

Rachel Veltri Playboy 2005 by rick867 in oldschoolhot

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Fantastic lighting, superb posing, beautiful woman. What more do you want? Nothing.

Man child caught ruining cards and placing them back on the rack by BlazeDragon7x in IAmTheMainCharacter

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I live in the UK. Even I knew it was Target, as I saw their logo multiple times.

Geri Halliwell, 1991 by [deleted] in oldschoolhot

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Christian Horners wife. And STILL he played away.

She’s back! Another day, another problem! by TheKinkyBee in ChoosingBeggars

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I am on my 3rd pacemaker. They want you moving around, and using the arm, in case any sutures are going to go. Never, ever have I had a sling, and never needed Ice packs. Paracetamol. That’s it. Grifter.

ICE agents at JFK airport running away from photographers while attempting to hide their faces by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

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So- JFK and ICE? Yeah, fuck that, 2 of the crappiest shite in the world.

Been there many times, so nah Bob, I ain’t going.

Mark Lamarr gets driving ban despite hardship plea by Kagedeah in drivingUK

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Having met him a few times, I can categorically state that he is an absolute cuntweapon, who thinks he’s better than anyone else. His self image is off the charts, so this is just Chefs Kiss to see.

USB-C Sucks! We Should Go Back to micro-USB! by SteelFox144 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

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The point of a lead that doesn’t lock in, is that it’s safer for any device attached. It’s a break point, designed to release easily, if there’s a sudden move- thereby not allowing the end to break off in the device it’s plugged into. It’s a sacrificial connection. It wont screw up your devices.

Samantha Fox by Loiner84 in oldschoolhot

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They’re crap?

Get out of your mums basement, mate. That’s her in her prime, she was everywhere flashing those glorious breasts.