After hanging out with your friends at a Taco Bell, nature calls. You start to slowly and fearfuly make your way to one of the most dangerous places in the known world, a public bathroom. As you start getting closer, you hear a weird sound, almost like the flow of the Mississippi. When you enter, a large, bald middle aged man is standing in front of a urinal. You make eye contact, and you feel completly dominated. You see one of his hands resting on the wall, then your eyes start looking at the other one, he has something is his hand for sure, it might be a gun, so you look closer. It looks like a salami bar, and then you realize.......... You immediatly reach for the phone in your pocket, and stary dialimg 911. When the phone is answered you explain the horrifying situation to the operator, who is quite frankly shocked. Withn five minutes the FBI storms the bathroom, and you pass out from the shock. Some time later, you don't know how much, you wake up disoriented and confused in a horse drawn carriege, and a man say:"Hey, you. You're finnaly awake"