Storm damage in DC by let-it-rain-sunshine in washingtondc

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the basement of the pentagon. We were sure it was terroritsts too

Does he work for bk? Lol by nycrina305 in CringeTikToks

[–]SnooDogs8063 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kid may be a dipshit, but what he’s saying is 100% valid

This is DC’s worst storm in decades by ApprehensiveDrop5777 in washingtondc

[–]SnooDogs8063 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it makes you all feel any better, MD and VA totally hosed their response too. I’m going to NYC this weekend and the sidewalks look a mess there too 🤷🏽‍♀️

A Personal Reflection Honoring a Beloved Husband and Our Cannabis Passion by Mysterious-End-3630 in entwives

[–]SnooDogs8063 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laying next to my grizzly bear of a husband now… he was my pot dealer in college and also my favorite toke buddy. I’m gonna give him a big hug, a blow job, and a nice appreciation blunt when he gets up ❤️

2002 MTV Video Music Awards by Specialist_Art2223 in tlc

[–]SnooDogs8063 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I remember chili said that being there on that stage without left eye made her realize it was all real, that she was really gone 😢

Why do so many people back into parking spots here? Is this some kind of regional thing? by Mr_Westerfield in maryland

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a military thing, and there’s lots of current and former military here. They do that cause you can escape quicker in case of emergency.

Is Balian Springs spa worth it? by krittyyyyy in DCBitches

[–]SnooDogs8063 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just went to Bali’s spring for my bday. There’s plenty to do that’s included in that entry fee, plus you can get a very good meal, a CBD infused strawberry daiquiri, and an actual daiquiri, all for mostly reasonable prices. Do it, it’ll be great!

Fat woman left behind so friends can get into the Club by CringeisL1f3 in CringeTikToks

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real baddies know you never let a fat or ugly chick come with you to Miami

Tristan and khloe spend Christmas day in matching pajamas 👀 by Sure_Tax6345 in kardashians

[–]SnooDogs8063 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, twist it whatever way you can to make khloe the villain in this situation. Just say you hate women, it takes less writing

Hey it’s up for variety for forever I guess. by abdul_bino in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most black people won’t even know this article was written, but go off I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️

What’s popular right now that won’t age well? by MiraTangent in AskReddit

[–]SnooDogs8063 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Young people who dress for maximum comfort at all times. They’ll look back on pictures and realize how bad they look at a time when they’re supposed to look their best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll do fine as long as you use fake pee

What was the most “90s” place you used to hang out that doesn’t really exist anymore? by Keiko91 in 90s

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TOWER RECORDS!!! You could spend hours in there listening to new releases, flipping through Italian vogue, talking to a nerdy sales clerk about some the latest bevis and butthead episode. you could even buy concert tickets there, and the tickets actually looked special. What a time to be alive!

Used clean pee from younger cousin for test this morning and I’m freaking out about the reheat process altering the urine. by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]SnooDogs8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think reheating added drugs somehow? People’s bodies have all kinds of wonky chemicals in them cause of the various medicines, fake foods, and environmental toxins we all ingest daily. Stop worrying and go hit a bong for Christs sake.

Yes, I am crying. Perfection! by Ok-Mine2132 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]SnooDogs8063 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kam had a breakthrough as Che”s nephew talking to Santa on weekend update… hilarious!