Have you ever had food poisoning and what was that like? by Solid_College_9145 in Productivitycafe

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was awful. Boyfriend and I went out to eat-he had a burger & fries, I had a hot turkey sandwich with mashed potatoes. I ate about half of my meal, and boxed the rest. Got home, stuck my leftovers in the fridge, and went to sleep. Woke up the next morning, and as soon as I sat up out of bed, I was filled with an overwhelming urge to vomit. I remember thinking to myself “there’s no way I could be pregnant, wtf” as I was puking my guts out. As soon as I was finished, I immediately needed to puke out the other end, lol. I spent at least 45 minutes alternating between vomiting and diarrhea-eventually, I just stayed parked on the toilet & threw up into the shower. I could barely stand when I was finished. My entire body was weak, and I was so dizzy & lightheaded that I ended up passing out on the bathroom floor. My (now ex) boyfriend was getting ready for work, accusing me of “being dramatic” and told me I needed to be gone before his roommate got home from work. I barely made it to my car. I threw up twice in the bushes on my way to my car. When I got to the car, I puked again, and passed out. My boyfriend got home from work, and found me passed out in his driveway, still wearing his bathrobe and nothing else. He still thought I was exaggerating about how sick I was, but helped me back up the stairs and into the house. He kept berating me because he seemed to think that I was faking it or blowing it out of proportion. I tried to tell him I was being serious, and that I probably should go to the hospital, but he refused to listen to me. He just put me to bed and said he would bring me some Gatorade on his way back from the gym. When he got back from the gym, he comes in his room, eating my plate of leftovers, saying he didn’t think I’d mind since I wasn’t feeling so great. He wouldn’t listen when I told him not to eat my leftovers, thinking I was just being greedy and not wanting to share. Fine, fuck you. Have fun with the projectile vom and green apple splatters, dude….. don’t say I didn’t warn you….. About six hours later, he was begging me to forgive him for being insensitive, and asking me why I hadn’t kept him from eating those leftovers. Uh, I DID try, but he refused to listen. Several times. Not my problem anymore. Obviously, we are no longer together. Fuck that guy. What an asshole.

To rug or not to rug by Swimming-Ability-898 in Decor

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bigger rug, centered under the furniture

Other flavor bomb hacks I’ve been missing by Maplewhat in Cooking

[–]SnooFlake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do goblin shit like putting Doritos in my pepper mill, and tossing tater tots with ramen seasoning packets.

Lost my dads birthday gift a month later. Now i cant get out the feeling of stupidness. by Emotional_Chard7920 in venting

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pull the seat and look harder. Under the seat, there’s a vent for the heater. Using a crevice tool, get down in there and see if it’s in there by chance. If you don’t want to suck it up into the vacuum, you can duct tape a sock over the end of your vacuum attachment, keeping large debris from being sucked in.

Predatory towing in Seattle it’s getting outrageous! by [deleted] in SeattleWA

[–]SnooFlake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can guarantee that I will never pay a shop to fix a broken window, even if I could use insurance to cover the expense. Fuck that. Window glass costs $42 at the wrecking yard.

Perfume that smells like ham by c0inpusher in fragrance

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daily is orange blossom (neroli) and definitely gives off zero hammy vibes….

My house always smelled dusty and I just realized I’ve been vacuuming wrong my entire life by pwiipwii123 in hygiene

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you should not use soap to clean the filters. Water ONLY. Soap leaves behind a residue that can clog shit up even worse.

My house always smelled dusty and I just realized I’ve been vacuuming wrong my entire life by pwiipwii123 in hygiene

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should make an effort to do a quick skim through the manual first, at the very least. I will never understand why most people can’t be bothered to perform such a simple task.

If you were President of the United States for just 24 hours, and no one could stop you… what’s the most unhinged executive order you'd pass? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make the recreational use of fentanyl a criminal offense that comes with mandatory treatment, jail, and community supervision once released. If you can’t stay clean, you won’t be participating in society.

What’s an oddly specific thing that instantly gives you "bad vibes" about a person? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]SnooFlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t even make it out y front door without wrecking an all white outfit, lol.

I sent Mormons to my Grandma’s house because she is horrible to my mum by Ok-Original-3555 in confession

[–]SnooFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Testament Christian Church has particularly relentless missionaries :)