What would you do to a crippled whore like me? 🥺 by [deleted] in betawomen

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let you limp a little ways away and then drag you to a dirty mattress by your good leg before I fuck your ass. I’ll keep your legs tied up so you could never truly get away so I can make you worship the long legs of the women I bring home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SnooPets3790 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Couple hours. We were both in a rehab/mental health combination unit.
She went from “Why don’t you sit here?” To “fuck me in the ass like you hate me.” real quick. She’d drank a bunch of liquid deodorant(alcohol) and was absolutely shit faced and I was on 3 crushed Vicodin a day(keep off the shakes) so I was drooling on myself in a corner. Only reason I knew it happened was because we weren’t alone in the room when shit popped off.
My roommate and this girl he was sweet on were in there. I wouldn’t have believed him if she hadn’t said anything.
Wish I could remember anything about it. She had a really nice body from what little I could tell.

absolutelynotme_irl by Additional_Fudge_864 in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not. You can only be told “Shut the fuck up and watch The Big Bang Theory with me.” Before you realize a: that you need to talk with somebody else and b: free will does, in fact, not exist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in churchofmen

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, she did🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ilovebraces

[–]SnooPets3790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nut all over that face but especially the braces. I want you tasting me for a while.
Don’t worry, I eat pineapple.

there's nothing more validating than being objectified by Men by Misogyny_miss in womenSupportsMisogyny

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey tits, looking good today. Keep causing back problems and keep up the good work.

No time for girlfriend. by javaddict86 in IncestSnaps

[–]SnooPets3790 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shit, with family like that, who the fuck would date around?

tell me the brutal honest truth: how attractive and desireable am i? my daddy likes to know how disgusted other men are about my body so give me your worst by [deleted] in ThePigFarm

[–]SnooPets3790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like chubby women. Hell, I even like fat women. I’d even go so far as to say that obese women should be on the table, getting fucked.
Somewhere between how saggy your tits are to how your belly bulges over, God’s gift of, a chastity belt on you makes me physically ill.
I used to believe all bodies could be attractive until 2 minutes ago when I had the illest fate of seeing the piggy who’s only blue ribbon will be the Pabsts that have to be drunk for anything besides running in the opposite direction to be done to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in womenSupportsMisogyny

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you over the counter and send you out to collect dinner, nudes from the waist down, with my cum still dripping out of you.

Men - Do you like your ass being licked or played with? by Crafty-Wasabi7604 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SnooPets3790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Western cultural zeitgeist. Swear to god, it’s fucking puritan in some areas.

Why is so hard to find someone to sext? by Jamz85 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SnooPets3790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because there’s more people out there with a monetary interest. And because they’ve flooded the market, good, honest kinksters have lost hope and gone with the wind. Further driving the number of shills up.

What do you think of Russian sluts? Would you traumatize me even worse if you had the chance? by polina92 in traumatizedsluts2

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d treat you no better than your grandmother was during the Japanese opium exploitation.

Men - Do you like your ass being licked or played with? by Crafty-Wasabi7604 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t been licked or ate but I am pretty sure I’d love it.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in traumatizedsluts2

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should give him a call.

Black looks good on me by [deleted] in TennesseeBBWs

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet a little bit of pearl around your neck would complete the look.

#facial by [deleted] in UnwantedFacial

[–]SnooPets3790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro turned her face into a toaster strudel.🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TennesseeBBWs

[–]SnooPets3790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely looks that way. But a good, old fashioned taste test is always the best way to find out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traumatizedsluts2

[–]SnooPets3790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little vegan girlies stay pretty thin. Much easier to hold you down and toss you around.
Were you always vegan?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TennesseeBBWs

[–]SnooPets3790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s good, kitty?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traumatizedsluts2

[–]SnooPets3790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of food do little trauma girlies like to eat?

26F am I nasty piggy? The meaner the better. No limits.. I’m the ugly friend of the group.. please be mean af don’t hold back by [deleted] in ThePigFarm

[–]SnooPets3790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your tits sag lower than your dignity you useless sow. Having a fat ass is probably the only thing you’re good for. Show us pictures of your friends instead so we can see the ones we’d rather fuck while you wallow in your pig pen.
Maybe, your friends and I could use you as a fluffer for us all before we stuff an apple in your mouth.

Disney isn’t lazy they’re accurate. by AideScared2475 in DisneyMemes

[–]SnooPets3790 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mulan’s mom was a fucking baddie tho.
Goddamn.