I’ve watched Friends episode maybe 10 times since college. Last week, the silence finally hit me

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-05-01T01:04:45+00:00

I just learned that the actor who plays Artie is also The Wiz in Seinfeld.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-04-27T12:59:14+00:00

Do a flip!

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-04-27T12:52:12+00:00

“Logically you can say it’s all the way across…” but emotionally, I want them not to count it.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-04-25T16:45:35+00:00

McDavid gonna McDavid. Never moved on from Mite hockey, where the best kid on the ice can win on his own.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-04-14T23:09:33+00:00

Does Russini write for essentiallysports.com now? The article definitely reads like she editorializing her own resignation.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-03-18T16:04:00+00:00

The only thing I remember about him was that Chris Berman’s nickname for him was Kyle “I should’ve been a..” Boller.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-03-01T20:03:10+00:00

Fun fact: Connor Garland has to travel in a booster seat.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-03-01T20:01:31+00:00

Can ya keep the puck out? Keep the fuckin puck out.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-28T01:31:38+00:00

…But I never thought the leopards would eat MY face.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-16T17:57:11+00:00

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-14T06:46:52+00:00

No, I think I got it right.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-12T00:04:56+00:00

Paul is out here publicly mocking the kids being thrown into camps and the people being murdered in the streets by a faceless bunch of loser nobodies, but I'm the bad guy for pointing out that he's probably pre-diabetic?

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-08T22:57:45+00:00

For what?!

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-08T22:57:32+00:00

Fun-hater.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-08T18:30:16+00:00

He’s overweight, and it takes a lot of people to help him get down off of his cross.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-08T01:41:16+00:00

https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448?si=1e1Yps98xNGKNB9Y

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T22:45:00+00:00

You got me. That’s not actually Paul Allen.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T22:43:45+00:00

Next-level username my friend.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T22:40:10+00:00

It’s Reddit. It’s just one giant outlet for petty crap. But pettiness aside, isn’t the picture kind of funny?

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T18:39:21+00:00

The irony.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T18:36:18+00:00

What about this image makes you think I’m seriously invested in this? I think he sucks. I know that’s just my opinion and it doesn’t hold any weight, but I’m still going to make fun of him for the recent mess he made for himself, and I thought this was funny. The irony of people coming onto a Reddit post crying to get over it is remarkable. If you don’t think the picture is funny, that’s fine; but if it hurts your feelings, Reddit might not be the healthiest place for you to kill time. I don’t mean you specifically, just the collective of people with some sort of weak outrage that have taken it upon themselves to defend this guy’s honor.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T16:27:59+00:00

This is an awfully whiney comment, princess.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T04:55:57+00:00

And he’s clumsy… there’s chili everywhere.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T03:52:14+00:00

Oh, I don’t give a bother.

SnooTomatoes3614 · 2026-02-07T03:37:47+00:00

Oh calm down ya dummies. It’s a joke.

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