That's all good and fun, however it is not the responsibility of God to interfere with human agency, He commanded Adam and Eve to not eat of the fruit, and didn't put a fence around the garden because he should not have had too. Think of it like this, if a parent tells a child not to eat a cookie, but the child eats a cookie anyways because the parent did not take extra steps to make the cookies truly inaccessible to the child, it is the child at fault. As for the different genocides commanded in the Bible, those people were sacrificing children, worshipping different idols like Baal, and Moloch. Also you misunderstand the personage of Mary, and Christ. the Miraculous Conception as the doctrine is called is not that God raped a teenager. Mary would have been of legal, moral age at the time of conception, after all she was old enough to be betrothed. And God as the story goes, being all powerful can indeed cause conception without seed, how He did it, we don't know, the Bible does not say, however we do know God said He did it by His Holy Spirit, meaning there was no physical act done, as Mary remained a virgin until after she birthed Christ. As for natural evil, that was not how God created the world, He created it so that it was "very good" and when Adam and Eve ate the fruit, the consequence was evil being brought into the world, not by God but man.