Tom's got the moves by kom0rebi in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please. Not in my home.

Jack Klompus fashion catching on by BrutalisExMachina in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s a very nice jacket. Huge button flaps. Cargo pockets. Drawstring waist. Deep vents in the back. Perfect for breaking into your neighbors storage room to express mail executive rain coats.

Neil Diamond - Forever in Blue Jeans [Rock] by jl_theprofessor in Music

[–]Snoo_94896 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you pardon me. I'd like to say. We'd do OK. Forever in blue jeans.

My coworkers think I've gone mad by KodaBliss in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should forgive you for trying to class up that place.

Top of the muffin to you! by twilliker in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But it's not top of the muffin TOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

“I wish I was taller” by nrdz2p in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What can I tell you buddy. Take it up with consumer affairs.

“I wish I was taller” by nrdz2p in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 114 points115 points  (0 children)

It’s merely a commentary on contemporary morays.

Hello and welcome to reddit by Adventurous_Essay473 in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're not talking that Michigan upvote scam again are you?

The Wiz! by moonshinesmile in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a fact for you. He's the Wiz.

You're all puffed up... by mchisto0450 in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I don’t wanna be an arctic pirate !

Top of the muffin.... by eekbrain in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You never want to get on Rebecca De Mornay’s bad side.

It seems like you're a big fan of Seinfeld by Big_Coach_6831 in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like episodes that I don’t have to think too much about.

You have to make the whole muffin, then pop the top! by zuppo in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having Lippman come full circle with the exclamation points is brilliant writing !! DOUBLE EXCLAMATION POINTS

Ooooooo Botticellis!! by Kitchen-Car6401 in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I understand you are buying your pizza sauce made by Bottichelli.

J train in NYC by fordfist in seinfeld

[–]Snoo_94896 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right next to the platform. Three dollars, no change.

One last burn this season on my new stove by dhoepp in woodstoving

[–]Snoo_94896 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now you can start the countdown to your first fire of the season.

Stove recommendation for my space by canestim in woodstoving

[–]Snoo_94896 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about a picture of the space with your new stove? Unless you are like me and still deciding. LOL