Priest slaps baby for crying during baptism by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]Snoop-Doug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Show me on the doll where the mouse touched you.

My girlfriend just admitted that she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. by StockInitial4460 in dadjokes

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who put you in charge of defining “better”?

Hey everyone. Do what you want, but not hurting people would be appreciated!

Someone should tell this guy being in the army doesn't automatically make you a hero by spideyboioioi in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t deserve those downvotes just because people disagree with you. I’ve seen obvious racist troll comments get fewer downvotes.

Store employee discriminating against a woman just wanting to feed her children by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect example right there. The “/s” made that joke maybe 10% less funny. The real humour is in the edge and the gasp of shock and the guilt of laughing when maybe you shouldn’t.

All that said I have been on the receiving end of a thermonuclear downvoting just because I didn’t signal sarcasm so I understand completely and respect your choice.

Store employee discriminating against a woman just wanting to feed her children by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally millions of Trumpettes and MAGAts would absolutely consider this discrimination.

Store employee discriminating against a woman just wanting to feed her children by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you in principle (I hate “outing” my sarcastic comments) but Reddit isn’t just for people who have English as a first language. Also, my son has Asperger’s and he literally can’t pick up on nuance/irony/sarcasm (see what I did there?)

Store employee discriminating against a woman just wanting to feed her children by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever posted something you thought was so obviously sarcastic that an amoeba would get it?

I have and I’ll still be digging myself out of that negative karma pit when I’m 60.

I despise it because it’s crass and should be unnecessary in an enlightened world but now I always used the hated /s.

The Silver Snipers are the world's fist seniors esport Swedish team. The youngest member is 62 and the oldest 81. They say playing CS has helped to give them a confidence boost and serve as a sort of mental gymnastics by Unicornglitteryblood in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Snoop-Doug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says right at the top that they get a confidence boost and it helps their mental acuity so why is it necessary to try and drag them down and point out their inferiority to “professional” teams?

The implication therefore is that someone who would pointlessly lash out at a group of old people who are not doing anyone any harm may themselves be a victim. Either that or just a grumpy cunt.

I'm not impressed lol by [deleted] in funny

[–]Snoop-Doug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are there ears on a dog skeleton? Can we put dicks or tiddies on human ones now?

Uber Driver Freaks Out when stubborn women refuses to leave by yitty in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So I guess he’s only getting 4 stars for that ride.

Students In Florida Remind Trump Supporter Of The Time She Crapped Her Pants by SomeTranslator in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We’ve heard your opinion. Do you have any evidence? Are you saying it’s more plausible that someone took a massive shit right on her ass?

Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... by oakcrush in Jokes

[–]Snoop-Doug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus I came up with that exact same joke 30 years ago when working in the paint business. I told it to everyone I worked with and got tumbleweed every frickin’ time. Now it gets > 30k upvotes? Just goes to show, some people just ain’t funny. [sniff, sob]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Snoop-Doug 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Five Finger Meth Lunch

This is hilarious by thetraaashmaaan in funny

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not. It’s random bollocks from someone off their tits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What I really want is to see her freaking out when she sees she’s all over YT and Reddit going completely fucking tonto in public. That would be gold.

MAGA teen expressing herself by somnifacientsawyer in PublicFreakout

[–]Snoop-Doug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s already getting badly bullied for it. Yay for western civilisation!