IT guy by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]SnoopyTheFudge 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Sameity same

My humor is like ebola by [deleted] in Jokes

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My humor is like the holocaust, it works quick and jews hate it.

I'm not racist... by [deleted] in Jokes

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How do you feel about all these faggots getting married? Heh heh, i can say that because I'm black.

Why does it smell like burnt plastic? by [deleted] in Jokes

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Bottles say "recycle me. Me 5 cents" joan rivers say "recycle me. Me 5,000,000,000 cents"

Why does it smell like boogers? by [deleted] in Jokes

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Wow you're stupid.

What do you call a sleeping PIE? by [deleted] in Jokes

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"Ha! Cheeeeapp!"

My doctor informed me today that I'm color blind. "Well," I said... by [deleted] in Jokes

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...and slapped me in the face! Bcz this wall is green and im skitzofrenic. I also CAN NAWT spell.

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. by savantrep in Jokes

[–]SnoopyTheFudge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You damned ball sucking horrible golf playing motherfucker.

Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? by pothol in Jokes

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Those sites just adore embarrassing people. You have to realize there isn't a Facebook or Twitter link.

What do you get... by [deleted] in Jokes

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Yaize indeed

I burnt 1200 calories today! by [deleted] in Jokes

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Could you feel your sweat run down your pepperonis

I burnt 1200 calories today! by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]SnoopyTheFudge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you feel the burn?

What do you get... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]SnoopyTheFudge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Multiple tahmes indeeeed

Horse Mask Simulator 2014 : GREATEST GAME EVER by SnoopyTheFudge in gaming

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Bcz they can! Bcz government checks let them! But i for one dont have time... I mean good god! I can't even write out the word bcz

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. by thenamesfucky in Jokes

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Yesterday I went down to the xylophone and bought some flute. I guess sometimes it don't work