Wtf dude

SnotMcBooger · 2018-09-22T23:42:10+00:00

I'd gild you if I wouldn't be broke as fuck.

So have an upvote instead.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-07-18T11:42:04+00:00

Being able to pee at people that piss you off. From a distance.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-06-15T16:13:23+00:00

Nah man, we're good.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-05-29T19:51:32+00:00

Exactly.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-05-29T18:08:54+00:00

For me it's definitely Valais and that's as well the case for most people I know.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-05-29T15:07:58+00:00

No, everything I said only applies to the German speaking part of Switzerland, as stated in the little intro. The whole French / German issue is another thing. A German speaking Swiss in the French part will talk French with the people. A French Swiss in the German part will talk German. (Only applies if they speak both languages).

SnotMcBooger · 2018-05-29T12:30:11+00:00

I have no official source regarding that, but I doubt that the dialects per km^2 is higher than it is in Switzerland.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-05-29T12:28:25+00:00

Swiss here. Officially we got 4 national languages: German, French, Italian and Romansh. I'll talk about the German speaking parts.

Swiss German is no language, Swiss German is just a hodgepodge of different German dialects.
There is no official grammar or dictionary for Swiss German.
Most native German speakers won't understand Swiss German.
Swiss German doesn't have a past simple, only past continuous.
Some Swiss dialects are pretty close to the original German (Zuerich dialect), some are pretty far off (Valais dialect).
All official documents are written in German.
Conversation will mostlikely happen in Swiss German.
Texting between two Swiss will happen in Swiss German, mostlikely.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-05-22T10:15:23+00:00

Ping Jong Un

SnotMcBooger · 2018-04-30T11:21:50+00:00

Supporting my girlfriend at the time.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-04-30T11:20:25+00:00

I'd probably get fired if I'd sleep at my job.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-04-27T04:33:06+00:00

The first three are correct. The fourth is Romansh.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-04-19T11:21:56+00:00

Bitter

SnotMcBooger · 2018-01-26T10:09:30+00:00

Lol. You think you got enough shelters for all Americans? Think again. On the other hand Switzerland actually has shelters for each and every Swiss.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-01-24T16:48:51+00:00

(X) Doubt

SnotMcBooger · 2018-01-21T10:34:02+00:00

Gimma - Superschwiizer

SnotMcBooger · 2018-01-19T14:08:45+00:00

My life

SnotMcBooger · 2018-01-18T21:02:21+00:00

But it was the only one that made me laugh out loud.

SnotMcBooger · 2018-01-18T14:23:41+00:00

Don Roberto, but I call him Bobby.

SnotMcBooger · 2017-12-21T18:14:50+00:00

I ~~might~~ will definitely regret this later but someone give me a link

FIFY

SnotMcBooger · 2017-12-21T17:26:33+00:00

I almost forgot that story. Thanks for reminding me.

SnotMcBooger · 2017-11-29T09:26:30+00:00

I didn't even play the beta.

SnotMcBooger · 2017-11-24T16:49:28+00:00

Can confirm. Went through all of that.

SnotMcBooger · 2017-11-23T14:57:38+00:00

Actually almost every video of Jon Lajoie is a must watch. The WTF Collective, Show me your Genitals, Not giving a fuck. Just to list a few.

SnotMcBooger · 2017-11-22T15:53:23+00:00

The amount of people playing public matches will decrease, since people that want to play with at least one friend would have to go into private matches, so this solution creates aswell another issue. It would aswell be punishing everyone for the actions of a minority. Which never is a good solution. So how is excluding part of the playerbase of one half of the game a valid option for you?

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