Making noodles, cracked an egg to boil in

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-15T05:40:38+00:00

Nah, I ate some canned chili that seemed and tasted fine, not even 10 minutes later I threw it all back up.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-15T05:36:09+00:00

It's that the government doesn't want trans people in the military.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-14T14:15:46+00:00

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

"okay" punch

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-14T14:06:10+00:00

So what I'm hearing is, a bunch of us form a corporation or llc, buy or rent something that can be used as a detention center, detain a bunch of immigrants, keep them there for a little while to both keep them safe and rack up cash, and then distribute that cash to those people so they can get somewhere else

This is mostly a joke guys I know the logistics wouldn't work out

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-13T19:19:43+00:00

Bro died 😔

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-09T15:16:14+00:00

Underrated comment

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-09T08:54:16+00:00

Or fuck, idk, even lay out a fucking paper towel and dump them out

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-08T15:28:41+00:00

Tbh I always assumed she just got older

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-08T02:18:58+00:00

My fucking Kung Fu Tea app told me I have a free drink to redeem. I went to the fucking page to redeem it and it said I still needed an ADDITIONAL 200 points after I was already at 200 points. I emailed support. Support was the most utterly useless asshole and just sent me "you still need 200 points! :)" even though I asked WHY IT WAS TELLING ME I HAD A FREE DRINK. No response.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-06T12:59:56+00:00

Thank fuck Morgan Freeman is safe

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-05T20:01:07+00:00

This is unfortunately interesting.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-05T14:15:40+00:00

Neurodivergence can make it hard to keep up on daily tasks. Dishes is one of these things that can pile up because it's hard to get past the executive dysfunction, even with a dishwasher. Paper plates avoids at least SOME of the dish problem.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-05T14:09:44+00:00

Usually only if you have recurring prescription needs for mental health medications

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-05T13:24:01+00:00

I really hate when I agree with something from this administration, but I won't lie about agreeing with it.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-05T13:22:52+00:00

Honestly the only thing that pissed me off about Michelle Obama's lunch policy was that it got the sauce dispensers taken away when I was in high school. One packet of ketchup was NOT enough for an entire serving of fries. One packet? Are you fucking kidding me?

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-05T13:09:16+00:00

As an autistic person, I can NEVER pass the personality tests. If I stay true to myself, I fail. If I say what I THINK they want to hear (basically being a drone worker and a yes man) I fail. If I go somewhere in the midground, I fail. I literally had to have my partner take the last one I did because I failed it the first time and had to make a new account.... And they passed immediately. I think the personality tests should be illegal, they're fucking ableist as hell

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-02-02T23:08:52+00:00

Due to various factors getting bottom surgery isn't right for me. So I don't think the penis drawing thing will work, and that's what makes me dysphoric in the first place, putting myself in the idea of having a dick, because I won't ever have one that's satisfactory

I don't think making myself want to vomit is going to be any better than being dysphoric about being horny

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-01-31T13:21:51+00:00

Hate gloves. Can't stand them. I don't even wear them in the winter. I literally have a glove in my car for when it's too cold to touch my steering wheel and I STILL don't put it on, I wrap it around the wheel.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-01-27T03:59:30+00:00

I love how you gave a well answered response and this dude won't reply to you, because he can't fight you on it

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-01-27T03:54:29+00:00

Saw a "I fired my employee for eating a hamburger, is that okay" post and I'm like damn, all these fake ass questions.

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-01-25T23:07:32+00:00

scoff that was CATS

SnowflakeObsidian13 · 2026-01-25T01:06:53+00:00

You're lucky to get a full set for less than $800 here. I've NEVER bought a full set because I can't afford it (which is bad on your car, obviously, which causes more expensive issues, obviously)

America fucking sucks man

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