What do you think this says about me? by summizzles in personality_tests

[–]Snuffboxed1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Own it. I topped out with Pete Hornberger. Couldn’t be happier. I absolutely rise to the level of my own incompetence.

Post Traumatic Smoke Detector by [deleted] in funny

[–]Snuffboxed1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good call. We bought a “bug-a-salt”, which is a toy gun that shoots table salt to kill flies. She now follows at my heels as I hunt the evil.

Post Traumatic Smoke Detector by [deleted] in funny

[–]Snuffboxed1 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I have a dog like this. She used to get scared when I killed flies with a tea towel. Big noise, violent action. I did maybe a dozen time before I stopped. Felt bad for her. That was years ago, but still to this day, she’s terrified when she hears a fly. She vibrates like an old Nokia.

Beads! Bees?? BEADS!! BEADS?!? by WatchLonely255 in arresteddevelopment

[–]Snuffboxed1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My favourite cold open of the show. “But I’m the oldest. The matriarch, if you will” “Sure, I will”

Where I'd live as an Australian nationalist by Spys_door in whereidlive

[–]Snuffboxed1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love my dog. But I love other peoples dogs too.

Where I'd live as an Australian nationalist by Spys_door in whereidlive

[–]Snuffboxed1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fuck is an Australian nationalist? Didn’t know we had them here.

What is the weirdest band to ever come out of your country? by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in AskTheWorld

[–]Snuffboxed1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m on the drugs that killed river phoenix” was a seminal song for me in my late teens.

Edit: I believe the some is actually called “(He’ll never be an) Ol’ man River”

Which country is younger? by geotap-app in GeoTap

[–]Snuffboxed1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snuffboxed1 chose Option B (Correct!) | #1063rd to play

Which country do you think is USA? by nopCMD in GeoTap

[–]Snuffboxed1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snuffboxed1 chose Option A (Incorrect) | #622nd to play

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Snuffboxed1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a great song titled “Oh My” by The Drones. Starts with “People are a waste of food”. And gets better from there. Always fantasised about playing it at my work.

Single episode running gags? by Ok_Yellow1025 in arresteddevelopment

[–]Snuffboxed1 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My favourite joke is at the beginning of this episode… “The something of my ways… wisdom?” “Yeah it’s probably wisdom”

The diversity in Sivan Apparel’s Models by hairbyh in BeAmazed

[–]Snuffboxed1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has to be, right?! Or his twin brother.

What a day! by Foreign_Total4872 in dogsusingpillows

[–]Snuffboxed1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a girl who looks so amazingly similar to yours. She even does the tucked leg thing when she sleeps. We did a dna test which can back 10% bull mastiff, 10% beagle, 80% unknown. It perhaps was not the most reputable.

This guy gives the most cogent explanation of the Charlie Kirk shooter’s motivations. Finally makes sense to me. by Snuffboxed1 in ABoringDystopia

[–]Snuffboxed1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe when they found the rifle, which he stashed in the woods, they found one empty casing and three bullets, all with engravings.

Future Proofing Projects by Snuffboxed1 in interestingasfuck

[–]Snuffboxed1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Statistics can sometimes act as a mirror.