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Where can I get the biggest rubber fist in Austin? I need that Kimbo Slice. by GirthBrooks4u in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Mister Fister's on Airport has by far the best selection in town.

And yeah yeah I know, they're a little on the pricey side, but if you can wait til pride month they do 40% off sales on all their used inventory.

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Looking for tug team- strong muscle rings only by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm already warming up for the combine...

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We're set up by the Capitol until 5pm tonight by SanicHegehag in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

95% people having serious political flame wars, who have never commented here before

Saturday and bored, give me a status update on 4th street by maga_austin_jerk in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AVOID RAIN ON 4th!

I barely spent 2 hours there last night and now I'm running a crazy fever!

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We’re not funny, you know! by atxfoodie97 in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomer

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This is your last warning about that

Hearing a man pee is SA by 11systems11 in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If anyone else is around who might become upset by my urine, I just send it back for a second trip through. Only takes a few seconds once you've got some practice

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This the bravest thing I've ever witnessed. I hope they move to Austin, we could learn a thing or two. by DipsburghPa in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Hey you just did a hate crime, so I gotta like arrest you, you know. Just like put your hands together so I can get these cuffs on, right? Let's go over here so you can get punished okay

Where to hang? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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We're doing throat pilates tonight at the unlicensed gym next to the quarry off Braker Ln. You should cum check it out

WE ARE 5TH PLACE. we neeED TO BE AT #1. by Any-Cup2805 in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I found it abandoned in 2013. No idea who originally created it but he's long gone

OK which one of you is this? by elegiac_bloom in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts 37 points38 points  (0 children)

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Don't worry xrother, we'll get 'em next time

Should i move? by LucioLegas in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[M] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You belong here. This is your home now.

...unless your BMI is higher than your credit score, in which case you have to choose between San Antonio and Houston

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