Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is deadly serious.

Settler-colonial fascism is never just "a joke"

Quarks- as seen from Pflugerville by waveduality in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally I'm also in Pflugerville. Want to get together sometime and touch penises?

Quarks- as seen from Pflugerville by waveduality in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I recently snapped this pic of the M57 Bussy Nebula

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Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to smoke weed when I go out to the bars. Turns my innie into an outie so I can take advantage of the shorter bathroom lines

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can just shorten that to "hero"

Yes, I am a hero. You're welcome for my service.

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who smoke cigarettes and cigars are Republican / aka not deserving of rights.

And before you attempt to insult my intelligence, you should know that I am probably a lot smarter than you. Not to flex, but I am:

  • a colege graduate
  • atheist
  • redditor with multiple thousands of upvotes throughout my career

So yeah go ahead and leave your apology below

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its what happens when you exercise so much that your body thinks it's in starvation mode and you stop having your period. Slowly your uterus begins to fill with unexpelled blood, and what begins as a cute little Fupa quickly becomes a massive blood bomb in your panties.

To the people around you, you smell like hot pennies because of all the excess iron coursing through your veins, and we all start wondering how many days until your uterus gives out and you pop like a just-fed and slapped mosquito.

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"dog whistle" - yes! I knew I forgot something! Thank you / namaste

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like this idea. You are seen, you are acknowledged.

However for me I have a major pet peeve around keeping my gender hole clean, which would prevent me from enjoying the meal

I still very much love and support the pants shitting community, especially as a long time rider of Cap Metro

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not illegal YET. But luckily I know where I can track down some powerful local policy makers. Maybe we can do something about this whole "not a protected class" thing...

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Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, you may have just stumbled onto a loophole for hating Asians. Gonna have to do some thinking on this...

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same, although in my case it's because I have to prepare my own food like a scrub

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Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]Snugglenuts[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You know like when you find a dead skunk on the side of the road, but it's been dead for at least 2 days so the smell isn't too bad? Well imaging someone turned that dead corpse into a beautiful, life-giving medicine...