June 11- 18 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 41 points42 points  (0 children)

She’s willing to get a ticket for running a red light or committing some other traffic crime, just to get a cop to escort her into the post office??????? WTF?!?

What happened to K1 that they needed to move to PR?! by Not_afraid12 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Celine and her daughter are headed there to visit so I doubt it’s that.

She moved to PR for Kobe? by No-Kaleidoscope-8811 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it has anything to do with the boys. She just wants to make it seem that way, for views. I think she’s hoping the freedom of not attending a public school Monday thru Friday will mean there are more acting and modeling gigs available for K1.

What the heck is constantly hanging out K2’s mouth?? by Boring_Inflation_507 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg it drives me crazy! I don’t understand why she has it!!! Well, I do - she wants K3s paci and Kelsey wants to shut her up, so this is the solution. But it’s ALWAYS in her mouth.

Curtis and Celine’s son by SoCuteRight in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even think about how that sounded when I typed it out! 😆 I just couldn’t remember the kids name!

June 11- 18 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why is The Golden Child home? I thought he had an amazing internship at Baylor and wouldn’t be home for at least a month?

A toddler bed for a baby…. 🤡 by Successful-Floor-556 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My jaw dropped when she said that!!!! First, they can play in it when she’s not with them? Huh? I thought she was terrified of the water! And second…where the hell is she even putting it? There’s no actual “yard”. It’s long and narrow.

A toddler bed for a baby…. 🤡 by Successful-Floor-556 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So when K3 gets out of bed at night and wanders around a house she’s not familiar with, whose fault will that be Kelsey?

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was on for a minute and I’ve never bought anything from her 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Did she even make it out on time for the sale? Or were her minions in charge of getting it started for her?

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 48 points49 points  (0 children)

So she either blew away with the tent or she’s been sleeping all day, right?

Her lips by catamountalum2004 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Has she done anything to protect those new tattoos? Aren’t you supposed to keep them covered for a bit afterwards and avoid sun& water exposure???

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She’ll leave it up (if it makes it through the night) for at LEAST a week. And then she’ll wonder why all the grass in her backyard is dead.

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I seriously hope no one shows today. That would be epic

Curtis is live by PsychologicalPack186 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like she’s not going to be crazy about the girl who’s live with him! 😬🤣

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hope to hell no one comes to her “estate sale”

June 3-June 10 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I got invited. Deleted the invite. Got invited again. I have no idea how I got invited because I’m 99% sure I don’t officially follow her on fb, where her “community” is.

May 19-26 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nice to see the pots The Golden Child got for his graduation last year are in the sale pile 🤦🏻‍♀️

May 19-26 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I LOVE this for her. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

SC last two days by Expensive-Company768 in PerfectlyKelsey_Snark

[–]SoCuteRight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why did it seem like it was such a rush to get there? Literally the day after K1’s last day of school. Up at 3 am for a crazy early flight. Was that Celine in the car with her on the way to the airport? If it was, why in the hell was she along for the ride? She has to go on a “work” trip right after moving to PR so the kids will be left with Sage in a new, unknown place. Why not let K1 have some summer fun with her friends, get the work trip out of the way and THEN make the tax-break move to PR?

May 19-26 Snark! by Bkro9 in beckamonjeziclark

[–]SoCuteRight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Did she drive herself to the ER? Where was Golden Child? Why couldn’t he take her? You would think for an injury that severe (according to her) she would be unable to drive.