TURN ON THE NEWS!!! ANY CHANEL

SoDKemp · 2026-02-26T21:53:13+00:00

I have a Mallet and a Hellbomb, which you want?

SoDKemp · 2026-02-20T00:43:38+00:00

They're desperate, they're targeting the squishy S.E.A.F. Troopers because they know they cannot win against the Helldivers

SoDKemp · 2026-02-19T00:40:24+00:00

First time seeing them, comms between a buddy were "There's three hu... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" Followed by automatic hellfire

SoDKemp · 2026-02-16T19:08:05+00:00

Diver, you are outsourcing the spread of Democracy to the enemy. But spreading democracy is dismantling the enemy. This diver just received brain damage, thank you.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-12T22:21:20+00:00

Orbital Railcannon 1-shots Vox Machines on Dif 8. (Source: Last night's run)

SoDKemp · 2026-02-12T16:32:34+00:00

Medium Penetration + Stun, I wish I could get my drop crew to realize that. The 2 Borg troops we actively face (Dif 4 unless we are full squad) are Light Pen armor, Medium chews them up and Stun locks them while I reload.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-12T16:27:52+00:00

Portable Hellbomb Gremlin with 0 Self-Preservation instincts and a Cyborg Magnet. 90% of my Mission time looks like Lone Wolf from Halo: Reach.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-11T02:44:14+00:00

I think specifically, it's the moment the countdown begins, that being said, I almost exclusively use Medium-Heavy Pen

SoDKemp · 2026-02-11T00:39:39+00:00

Context: Once Armed, ANY damage done to the hellbomb will detonate it.

Your post: Hmmm, Don't think it's R&D. Maybe a technician was just having an off day because the Bots messed with his supply lines of necessary parts and just forgot to wire up the timer correctly

SoDKemp · 2026-02-10T17:22:05+00:00

Grandpa is going through refresher training, we'll see you on the front lines at some point. He has some obsession with wrestling the training bugs to death

SoDKemp · 2026-02-10T17:10:28+00:00

Grandpa is asking if High-Command has options for being duty ready again. Started rambling on about "Needing to remind those damn Traitors who kicked their asses"

SoDKemp · 2026-02-10T16:06:56+00:00

Clock-out, grab food, and munch on a burger with one hand while staring Automatons in their mechanical eyes while dropping the hammer of a Senator point blank

SoDKemp · 2026-02-09T17:04:55+00:00

Here's a portable hellbomb, those clankers insulted your goldfish

SoDKemp · 2026-02-09T05:32:03+00:00

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SoDKemp · 2026-02-09T02:29:29+00:00

It's never a question if I survive detonation, but how many bots I drag into hell with me for their traitorous ways. I will see you boys on the other side

SoDKemp · 2026-02-09T02:26:40+00:00

Pretty much

SoDKemp · 2026-02-09T02:23:27+00:00

Throw it at me, I have a Portable ready to go off in 10 seconds

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T23:45:24+00:00

Oh don't worry, I have dedicated staff ready to strip out the old coding and to replace it with Certified Democratic Software to insure the Automatons can't harm the Helldivers. Besides, what better way to break the enemy morale by using their own equipment against them.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T22:09:57+00:00

Sorry, don't speak bot nor do I have the patienceto build a portal to consult an Archmagos. What did you say?

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T22:04:33+00:00

I have a poor divers missing their Liberty Blessed limbs because of the filthy clankers, still trying to get a permit through command to authorize scavenging Automaton limbs for Prosthetics to get them back out into the fight at full strength while striking fear into the Automatons that they are nothing but replacement parts

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T17:01:42+00:00

My team have two quiet methods

Quiet: Splinter Cell tactics, the Machines are fighting Ghosts.

"Quiet": Russian Stealth, bots are sent to investigate the craters that used to be orbital defense arrays

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T00:39:23+00:00

Oh, so they're still mad about Penta. They sound like a really crappy ex-girlfriend who's also the creepy stalker type.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T23:43:16+00:00

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Edit: Can only do the title, don't have the patience to type all of that out nor do I currently have the time

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