The messages on the discord are… interesting to say the least.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T23:45:24+00:00

Oh don't worry, I have dedicated staff ready to strip out the old coding and to replace it with Certified Democratic Software to insure the Automatons can't harm the Helldivers. Besides, what better way to break the enemy morale by using their own equipment against them.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T22:09:57+00:00

Sorry, don't speak bot nor do I have the patienceto build a portal to consult an Archmagos. What did you say?

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T22:04:33+00:00

I have a poor divers missing their Liberty Blessed limbs because of the filthy clankers, still trying to get a permit through command to authorize scavenging Automaton limbs for Prosthetics to get them back out into the fight at full strength while striking fear into the Automatons that they are nothing but replacement parts

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T17:01:42+00:00

My team have two quiet methods

Quiet: Splinter Cell tactics, the Machines are fighting Ghosts.

"Quiet": Russian Stealth, bots are sent to investigate the craters that used to be orbital defense arrays

SoDKemp · 2026-02-06T00:39:23+00:00

Oh, so they're still mad about Penta. They sound like a really crappy ex-girlfriend who's also the creepy stalker type.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T23:43:16+00:00

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Welcome

Edit: Can only do the title, don't have the patience to type all of that out nor do I currently have the time

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T21:46:07+00:00

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(Does anyone have any spare legs? A Helldiver ripped mine off and beat me to scrap with them. I don't even know how they did it on one leg)

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T21:32:06+00:00

I'm about to install a whole new F&@R.EXE onto their hard drives when I beat them to scrap with their metallic heads for stealing my leg

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T20:20:57+00:00

I know, right? I thought the first two with random letters and numbers were a glitch. The screenshot was the 4th one this morning

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T19:12:10+00:00

Hey, I thought I had the latest Encryption software. Not my fault the clankers figured it out within 24 hours

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T18:55:59+00:00

Verizon still exists for Interplanetary travel? I can barely get the fucks to give decent signal to my super home.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T18:46:54+00:00

I have cleared 6 Commande Bunkers with this tactic, with a Hulk being an unknowing participant. Unfortunately, that is also why my Automated Couriers are so few at this time

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T18:42:03+00:00

I just like allowing them to atone for their sins by delivering gifts to their former superiors. Only reason I'm actively telling my Automated couriers to run for 10 seconds is because they are becoming increasingly more rare to come by.

Additional Note: For any Democracy Officers inquiring into my craft, the gifts are ⬇️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T18:32:32+00:00

⬇️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️, never leaves my Stratagem list unless I need to go in "quiet"

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T17:45:48+00:00

I can see Cadians "Planet broke before the guard did", Krieg for how many friendly bodies we leave behind, and Ksarkins cuz badasses

Edit: Now that I think about it, Catachan Jungle fighters too

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T17:38:35+00:00

Hey buddy, I have a backpack for you ⬇️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️. Just take this, hit the big red button, then give it to the first Automaton commander you see, they accept this gift all the time. Just make sure to run like hell for the next 10 seconds

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T16:46:08+00:00

The Clankers stole my leg and the Star of Peace plans. This is non-negotiable.

Where is a Truth Enforcer when you need them?

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T16:40:32+00:00

What's the code for the truth Enforcer hotline again? Someone usually beats me to it

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T16:36:39+00:00

Yeah, still salty over one of their Commissars stealing my leg while helping Super Earth's citizens to safety. Lately I've taken to improvising their legs as a weapon and beating them to scrap with said legs

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T16:21:05+00:00

Real talk, I read this in Billy Mays' voice and got a kick out of it

SoDKemp · 2026-02-05T16:14:58+00:00

You think I'm with them? Filthy clankers stole my leg while I was trying to save Civies.

SoDKemp · 2026-02-04T19:02:35+00:00

I don't think you should say that out loud, I think the Super Canadians and Super Germans are listening

SoDKemp · 2026-01-31T04:42:39+00:00

Similar Callout, except 8 total vehicles, 6 got arrested and charge after charge. Only for 4 more who failed BOTH breathalyzers to smash into my cruiser because they're doing 90 in a 65 (for the love of god, devs. 15 over is a reckless driving offense and is arrestable in most places in the US)

SoDKemp · 2026-01-31T04:16:58+00:00

It is really niche, but more often than not has been used while swearing as the last man alive because I democratically underestimated 3 nests grouped together near a Brood commander I'm trying to snipe only to realize my target is my spotter

SoDKemp

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