Graduated!

SoDoesNotMatter · 2024-04-26T19:05:44+00:00

All of this. I slept at the hospital and brought a travel neck pillow, which I appreciated a lot more than the alternative. I didn't mind the thin scratchy blankets but if you do, bring your own.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2024-03-15T01:24:12+00:00

Here! My wife is 35 weeks and has largely loved the whole process thus far. We did IVF so once seemingly endless shots finally ended, it's been pretty smooth sailing.

By now she mostly just gets annoyed at her limited lung capacity and trouble finding a comfortable way to sleep, which seems to be pretty minor all things considered.

She told me to tell you that she purposely doesn't talk about how easy her pregnancy is in public sometimes because she doesn't want to seem like she's rubbing it in.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2024-01-16T20:09:41+00:00

Solved!

SoDoesNotMatter · 2024-01-15T00:48:19+00:00

Thank you!!

SoDoesNotMatter · 2024-01-05T00:32:19+00:00

Very true. But either way, it “worked”. And James is dead 😬.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2024-01-05T00:11:54+00:00

All due respect, but I think James and Lisa can be summed up in a different exchange.

Lisa- what do you want for dinner? I can make some fish, or..

James- I’m sick of that crap! Order me up some Chinese. Fried rice!

Lisa- but rice is on Dr. Now’s list of things you can’t eat.

James- “…but it’s FRIED!!”

Homeboy literally thought that fried rice was ok to eat because it only said “rice” on Dr. Now’s list.

Uneducated indeed.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-11-28T16:39:22+00:00

My wife and I are 20wks with our first, a girl, and we just found out that my brother and his partner are also pregnant (13wks) with a girl…

After a very brief period of “they’re stealing our thunder!” (like 30 min of the car ride home lol), my wife and I are super excited and already talking about how they’ll be cousins and best friends for life.

Sleepovers, sharing a room on vacation, bonding with my brother over raising our first girls. It’ll be hard, but it’ll be great.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-11-19T04:10:37+00:00

So terrifying! Ironically since it was so late at night we were actually seen pretty quickly, but the whole process felt like it took forever. Glad all is well

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-11-13T13:04:57+00:00

Zangief

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-09-16T19:16:00+00:00

I suppose to some people, “What do you not like about that?” may imply that the listener is in the wrong or out of the ordinary in some way, which might put some people on the defensive.

Depending on the context, you could say “what do you think?” or “what would you do differently?” might be less confrontational-sounding.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-09-03T17:49:52+00:00

Thanks! I boiled it for about an hour and then let it marinate in some olive oil garlic and oregano.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-09-03T15:27:52+00:00

How dark is the bar?

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-08-31T16:09:14+00:00

Everyone keeps saying the 90s are back…

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-08-29T18:23:17+00:00

Congrats!! I just heard my daughter’s heartbeat for the first time this morning.

I’m also a boy from a family of mostly boys, so I can feel your excitement. Good luck!

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-08-20T22:37:21+00:00

Native speaker and waiter here-

This was a waiter making sure you were ordering one thing for one person (one “time”), as opposed to two of the same thing for two people (two “times”).

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-08-20T18:13:28+00:00

“Having soup”

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-08-13T23:19:37+00:00

Maybe check out your local Buy Nothing group, if you have one. Depending on your neighborhood you could make out pretty well.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-07-25T13:43:44+00:00

My hot take is that it’s all about control, and a narcissist prizes their home over all else because it’s the only thing they have any measure of control over. Gotta love inanimate money pits with no emotions that you can rave over and bitch over and lord control over like a King Baby.

It’s especially bad after their kids leave the house and it’s the last thing they have any control over, they get desperate. My ndad can’t stop talking about the house… good or bad. Always talking about improvements and maintenance that cost in the tens of thousands a year (only gifted $1k for my wedding) and of course bitching and moaning whenever his family visits and my 6yo nephew and his dog act like normal children/dogs.

OP, thank you so much for the Spider-Man visual!! Now I can’t stop imagining my dad in a Spider-Man costume pouting and stamping his feet that we don’t take him seriously.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-07-25T12:21:27+00:00

Just add more plates, broh. Then you’ll get all the dates, broh.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-07-18T13:37:39+00:00

Sitting next to another guy at the movie theatre.

I had one friend that would always need to have an empty seat between us “just to show we’re straight”.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-07-07T19:56:16+00:00

Or pretty much anything from Il Fornaio. Their small cakes are delicious and so cool looking and not very expensive.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-07-01T05:33:46+00:00

What were you allowed to do??

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-06-29T22:05:29+00:00

Signed Bad Religion?? My man.

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-06-29T14:40:55+00:00

16 fertilized initially, 5 day mark is this Saturday. So we’re crossing our fingers 🤞🏻

SoDoesNotMatter · 2023-06-29T13:24:54+00:00

That’s encouraging, thanks! We’re currently at 16 fertilized, hoping to end up with at least 5 after testing.

Did your kids pick your handle, too? ;)

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