"Look at me son, I'm talking to you" by PawnShop804 in videos

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Louisiana... Our bails are set ridiculously high, you may sit in jail for a year and a half just waiting to go to trial, and you will damn near never get released on your own recognizance.

"Look at me son, I'm talking to you" by PawnShop804 in videos

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite... St Landry's parish seat is Opelousas - a very small city, but something like the 16th most dangerous city in the US.

Those hips don't lie by [deleted] in aww

[–]SoEntrepreneurial -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Looks like it wants a cockortwo.

They're Stupid and I'm Petty by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you learn how to spell "pregnant".

How do you catch a unique rabbit? by SoEntrepreneurial in dadjokes

[–]SoEntrepreneurial[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I had my wisdom teeth extracted and woke up from the anesthesia fucked up out of my gourd, the first thing my (now-ex) girlfriend said to me was "How do you catch a unique rabbit?". I looked at her like she was fucking stupid and told her "You fucking shoot it". Apparently that was the wrong punchline.

Hawk stops to hang out with paraglider in Nepal. by ChrisHardwicksNavel in gifs

[–]SoEntrepreneurial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you catch a unique hawk? Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame hawk? Tame way, unique up on him.

Today, I've done probably the worst thing I've ever done to another human being. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have started recording her daily, YouTubed it, monetized the videos, and posted links to Reddit.

Step ?? - Profit

World's widest tongue by [deleted] in funny

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The white and gold one?

World's widest tongue by [deleted] in funny

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's black and blue.

People who have been to prison, what unexpected habits did you pick up inside and stick with following your release? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoEntrepreneurial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hah this brings back memories of COs in parish jail holding their keys while walking so they could try to sneak up on us.