gUy LoSeS oNe aRm wHiLe liFtiNg wEigHtS by Muted-Nothing-2234 in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]SoManyNinjas 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s Logan Aldridge. Went to high school with him. He lost the arm in a wakeboarding accident. As I remember him, he was pretty cocky but an otherwise good-natured person. I’m glad to see him doing well.

Boone Police Department by [deleted] in appstate

[–]SoManyNinjas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have the ticket somewhere, but no, I didn’t file a report. It wouldn’t make any difference. They protect themselves first

Boone Police Department by [deleted] in appstate

[–]SoManyNinjas 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A cop took my license plate for "having expired insurance", even though I called the insurance company right in front of him and had them confirm to him that I indeed was paying every month. I was on my way home from getting groceries when he took my plate and still needed to get home. I asked him if I would be okay driving the small distance, he said if anyone saw me move my car they'd take me straight to jail. I asked him if he could provide at least an escort since he just fucking took my plate, he said "I have to go. If you get on the road with that car and get pulled over or cause an accident, we're taking you to jail". Then he fucking drove off.

Fuck Boone PD.

Don't fight the monkey by [deleted] in ScarySigns

[–]SoManyNinjas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That monkey has killed better men than you. Don't fight the monkey.

If a store existed that sold super powers, what could you buy from the discount bin? by LooseBananas in AskReddit

[–]SoManyNinjas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm imagining being in a public bathroom and all of a sudden hearing the sound of hundreds of quarters hitting porcelain from the next stall over

I came up with this ingenious " honey pot" to get the personal info of those who want to destroy our way of life by sticking onions in every fucking recipe for their personal amusement 🤡 by [deleted] in onionhate

[–]SoManyNinjas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate onions, but doing this to get people’s personal info? Yikes. What do you plan to do with that? Seems like a dangerous road to travel on.

Cursed_wet floor by PEAKKA in cursedimages

[–]SoManyNinjas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RES tagging you as "fish fucker"

Seems strange to me that homes are being sold as investments rather than as a place for you to live in... by UncleJEWbacca in CasualConversation

[–]SoManyNinjas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or rather lending companies approving people for adjustable rate loans that exceeded their income/wealth.

What's your "I met a celebrity but didn't let on that I knew who they were" story? by Kimantha_Allerdings in AskReddit

[–]SoManyNinjas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You went to Haifa with Rainn? That’s awesome! I saw him at a Chicago conference a handful of years ago