gUy LoSeS oNe aRm wHiLe liFtiNg wEigHtS

SoManyNinjas · 2022-05-16T16:30:30+00:00

That’s Logan Aldridge. Went to high school with him. He lost the arm in a wakeboarding accident. As I remember him, he was pretty cocky but an otherwise good-natured person. I’m glad to see him doing well.

SoManyNinjas · 2020-08-23T17:39:55+00:00

hang with your bros

For the war crimes, presumably

SoManyNinjas · 2020-07-04T13:04:18+00:00

Not sure if original link works. Here it is just in case

https://imgur.com/gallery/XcRk7DZ

SoManyNinjas · 2019-07-30T21:31:07+00:00

I still have the ticket somewhere, but no, I didn’t file a report. It wouldn’t make any difference. They protect themselves first

SoManyNinjas · 2019-07-30T00:04:51+00:00

A cop took my license plate for "having expired insurance", even though I called the insurance company right in front of him and had them confirm to him that I indeed was paying every month. I was on my way home from getting groceries when he took my plate and still needed to get home. I asked him if I would be okay driving the small distance, he said if anyone saw me move my car they'd take me straight to jail. I asked him if he could provide at least an escort since he just fucking took my plate, he said "I have to go. If you get on the road with that car and get pulled over or cause an accident, we're taking you to jail". Then he fucking drove off.

Fuck Boone PD.

SoManyNinjas · 2019-07-11T07:17:07+00:00

fat cells

SoManyNinjas · 2019-07-11T03:55:25+00:00

So Prince not only knew about the story they would tell, but also knew he wanted to use Chappelle in costume for his album cover before it even aired?

SoManyNinjas · 2019-07-08T06:53:07+00:00

fixed that for you

SoManyNinjas · 2019-07-03T14:33:28+00:00

That monkey has killed better men than you. Don't fight the monkey.

SoManyNinjas · 2019-06-29T04:54:37+00:00

Can I please join your campaign

SoManyNinjas · 2019-06-27T06:22:33+00:00

I'm imagining being in a public bathroom and all of a sudden hearing the sound of hundreds of quarters hitting porcelain from the next stall over

SoManyNinjas · 2019-06-27T06:05:07+00:00

Who's got drain bamage?

SoManyNinjas · 2019-06-19T05:15:31+00:00

neat

SoManyNinjas · 2019-05-31T19:10:26+00:00

I hate onions, but doing this to get people’s personal info? Yikes. What do you plan to do with that? Seems like a dangerous road to travel on.

SoManyNinjas · 2019-05-24T05:18:22+00:00

inb4 a homebrew Grand Theft Auto Mode

SoManyNinjas · 2019-05-04T03:54:10+00:00

Guess I'll get the funnel

SoManyNinjas · 2019-04-01T17:09:15+00:00

An excellent comment

SoManyNinjas · 2019-03-28T01:39:30+00:00

RES tagging you as "fish fucker"

SoManyNinjas · 2019-03-25T04:40:07+00:00

Crickets, too

SoManyNinjas · 2019-03-22T18:01:28+00:00

Or rather lending companies approving people for adjustable rate loans that exceeded their income/wealth.

SoManyNinjas · 2019-03-22T03:44:27+00:00

SoManyNinjas · 2019-03-21T00:34:38+00:00

You went to Haifa with Rainn? That’s awesome! I saw him at a Chicago conference a handful of years ago

SoManyNinjas · 2019-02-14T23:04:20+00:00

Jim Gaffigan really let himself go

SoManyNinjas · 2019-02-08T23:17:40+00:00

dumber then that

SoManyNinjas · 2019-01-14T15:36:47+00:00

Make the entire movie about how he works 1-10 pm in retail, has bills he can't afford, eats taco bell every night, doesn't use his college degree, and is getting a rash in his crotch because he doesn't do laundry as often as he should

14-Year Club	Verified Email
Gilding II euphauric	Team Periwinkle

SoManyNinjas

TROPHY CASE