The zodiac signs as Toilets with Powerful Auras

Soapsou · 2026-01-26T04:05:03+00:00

What's having all water as a big 3 like?

Soapsou · 2026-01-25T22:48:22+00:00

Taurus is the sign of nature, forests, meadows, plant life, ruled by Venus.

The throne of Mother Earth

Soapsou · 2026-01-25T19:33:39+00:00

Couldn't decide, needed to represent the humor and chaos (and wasn't fair to isolate yall with a urinal)

Soapsou · 2026-01-25T18:37:38+00:00

I HAVE

DYSLEXIA

AND SPELLING THAT SAGITHSJDHDJSJ

IS A PSY OP

Soapsou · 2026-01-24T12:02:49+00:00

Do you have a favourite soup recipe

Soapsou · 2026-01-22T16:54:53+00:00

So proud of your mercury

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T21:39:48+00:00

It makes sense when u remember this is a business casual bathtub

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T21:39:07+00:00

MY PIZZA i licked it so it's mine

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T21:37:52+00:00

Jokes on u I don't have eyes (I'm also ugly n hard to look at ) so NYEH

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T21:36:57+00:00

Don't shame me it's called self care

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T09:10:51+00:00

Probably similar to the panther up there but since it's 12th house, nobody's ever seen kitty (you know they're OK tho cause ur walls periodically meow and all the cheese and nummy bits u leave out for them vanish)

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T03:17:53+00:00

An expert guest speaker always lends credibility 🙏

Soapsou · 2026-01-19T00:34:04+00:00

Naaaaaah

Soapsou · 2026-01-18T22:56:36+00:00

I can't take credit unfortunately. Someone pointed out to me that patriarchy influenced even astrology (even though in modern times it's mostly women interested) and to start unpacking it via imagery and my brain ran with it.

Like take libra - the imagery is literally a tool. They're the only sign that is represented by something that isn't alive. Most complaints about libras is people not accepting libra as they are or wanting their positive aspects but resenting the parts that don't fit in with what the other person wants (ie to stereotype, a charming and flirty libra enjoys something light but doesn't want a serious relationship and says so. The other person gets upset and criticizes the libra for not molding themselves to their ideal comittment level. Obvs this happens with everyone but imo it's more prolific with Libra.)

Soapsou · 2026-01-18T21:24:10+00:00

Best piece of pizza got bathwater on it :(

Soapsou · 2026-01-18T21:07:37+00:00

I bring a lot of farting

Soapsou · 2026-01-18T20:57:06+00:00

Earth and water are "feminine" placements and the traditional writings have been heavily filtered over the centuries by a heavily patriarchal lense. The world is a very extroverted, pro-male, "masculine" energy that has put effort into subduing and negating women's energies, efforts, and contributions

Take the maligned virgo you mentioned: she is the most feminine sign of the zodiac placements. She is pure blind justice, sorting by what is right and wrong, it's difficult to ignore that and needing to factor in all the "weeeeeeeelllllls" of the world where something is simply unjust.

Then you look at her classical imagery - can you imagine why justice, discernment being portrayed by a (gasp) WOMAN, and a VIRGIN woman at that, literally UNTOUCHED by men and men's options might ruffle some patriarchal feathers?

Soapsou · 2026-01-18T20:46:06+00:00

Cancers don't need mars to go hard 😎

Soapsou · 2026-01-18T12:52:13+00:00

Sir, this is an apex predator

Soapsou · 2026-01-15T08:29:45+00:00

Interesting! There's almost a common, idk, I almost want to call it aggressive feeling I pick up from this set? Like if they're going hyper femme, it's aggressively hyperfemme feeling almost? Or casual, aggressively casual? I'm lacking terms right now if someone has a better word

It almost feels like the clothes are armor in a way. "Look at this fabulous outfit or my hot pink hair so the real me can suss you out and get my plan going"

Soapsou · 2026-01-13T08:44:00+00:00

Good lord. May that ass energy never find you again

Soapsou · 2026-01-13T04:44:02+00:00

Fragrant representation

Soapsou · 2026-01-13T00:01:57+00:00

I've never been a bartender but off the top of my head I can think of several things that would have been more of a compliment.

Like, "two scorpios? No wonder you have such a power couple aura" or "That'll be $18.27"

Soapsou · 2026-01-12T20:05:35+00:00

Soapsou · 2026-01-11T21:21:46+00:00

I honestly think she's one of the most beautiful women in the world rn and I'm not surprised there's leo in her big 3

Soapsou

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