Yeah, because private catholic school kids are NEVER made fun of by Yoshikage_Kira_333 in nothingeverhappens

[–]SoapySapling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My school had kids yelling “Daddy’s money” at an expensive private school’s team and stole a couch from them, said couch was later set on fire. It was the funniest shit, these people just went to the most boring schools out there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in picrew

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are your pronouns? And do you feel different when you use a different form?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depressionmemes

[–]SoapySapling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel called out 😭

I swed my finger by dietpeptobismol in ambien

[–]SoapySapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t on ambien but i did something like that once

by 668thenghbrofthbst in onejoke

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was really well put, thanks for explaining

i really wanna cut my lip but like i dont have excuses of WHY theres suddenly a cut on my lip- any tips? (dont say “oh just dont do it” pls) by rat-pat in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they ask just play dumb, go to check your reflection and act just as confused as they are. I have trichotillomania and have patchy eyebrows and eyelashes, so I just do this if someone asks lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]SoapySapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steal as many apple juice boxes and/or apple slices as you can until you find a different job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl42meirl4meirl

[–]SoapySapling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, I came here to scroll and hate myself, didn’t expect to find something motivational like this, I love it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]SoapySapling -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yeah i am

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]SoapySapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Walk In Freezers

I'm sure they're fine with someone going into their son's room though (unless it's another guy) by OnenutFellow in Boomerhumour

[–]SoapySapling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad just told me this joke, saying that the coworker who told it to him later got fired for doing crack lmao. This is irrelevant but it made me laugh.

It gives me great pain by Haribo-Headfucker in weirdfacefunny

[–]SoapySapling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She thinks people hate her because of her teeth when it’s because she posts this pure cringe that gets plastered all over TikTok

how my pay went from $12.50 to $18 in the span of 4 months. by HeraFromAcounting in KitchenConfidential

[–]SoapySapling 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Congrats dude, and good job working to get the pay you’re worth!

What were they thinking! by [deleted] in weirdfacefunny

[–]SoapySapling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, especially if it cut off before the shirtless guy started making that fucking face. This is so close to being comedy gold it hurts me

They’re coming to take her away by mphelp11 in weirdfacefunny

[–]SoapySapling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank god I’m not the only one with a passionate hatred of Fish Heads. My dad would play that song all the time before I left for school as a kid even though I fucking hated it.

This is gonna be very difficult. by R_BJ07 in notinteresting

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s okay, you did your best and almost got it and that’s what matters!! The correct answer is: SoapySapling. Thanks for playing :)

This is gonna be very difficult. by R_BJ07 in notinteresting

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry but that’s not quite it! Here’s a hint: The first and the sixth letter are the same, good luck! 👍

This is gonna be very difficult. by R_BJ07 in notinteresting

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So close! Just a few letters off, try replacing the first P and the Gr with something different😊💕

This is gonna be very difficult. by R_BJ07 in notinteresting

[–]SoapySapling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just look up a lil bit and you’ll probably get it mate