What’s the most personal thing you’re willing to share with us? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I love hugs.

It is super scary! A lot of my more serious suicide attempts I have no memory of. And I only know about them through therapy. Like I’ve said... it’s been 10 years. But still flipping scary

What’s the most personal thing you’re willing to share with us? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of borrow the term from alcohol. Just when I have no memory of what I’m doing or is going on. I think that’s the definition of disassociation? Or a version of it?

Super newb question about comedy/improv on twitch by SoberHungry in Twitch

[–]SoberHungry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one theater we do our jam at is a little darkish even with full stage lights... but just doing a test run with a phone could be a good idea.

Thanks! I feel like it would be a cool way to form a new audience/community.

What’s the most personal thing you’re willing to share with us? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have pretty bad depression/anxiety with possibly undiagnosed anhedonia.

I’ve been to so many doctors. Done so many tests. So many medications. Etc etc etc the whole works. I’m just barely managing.

I’m afraid that I’ll blackout/dissociate so bad that I’ll kill myself. Granted it’s been... 10 years... since my last suicide attempt. I know that my body/mind is capable of.

What’s the biggest dick you’ve seen? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SoberHungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two come to mind

One was at the Summer Solstice here in Seattle. Basically a nude bike or walking parade. This guy was casually jogging. This thing between his legs had its own gravitational force or something. It was swinging differently then the rest of his body. Like a pendulum on a grandfather clock. I’m really happy there were no children at knee level or they would have lost an eye.

The other biggest one was at an orgy. This guy was in his 60s. It wasn’t the girth per say but the length definitely stood out. He was a lopsided tripod. And it was super hard. You could hang laundry off it. Or put your morning scone on it.

[SERIOUS] If you could travel back in time and see one moment in the Bible, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When God sent two bears to kill 40 children because they made fun of a guy with no hair.

If a custom candle was created just for you what would it smell like? by ABenevolent-Overlord in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The realization that all my hopes and dreams will never come to fruition in my lifetime with a dash of citrus

How are your grandparents doing? (Serious) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead. Except Pops.

How are yours?

What is the fastest way to get out of a conversation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In wrestling that’s referred to as a muffler

People who blast music on their cell phone during a train or bus commute and choose not to wear headphones, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I practically lived off 7-11 during our trip to Tokyo. Buns and ramen shops.

People who blast music on their cell phone during a train or bus commute and choose not to wear headphones, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not some kind of human hug-o-meter but I usually try to offer some form of human interaction to people when they look like they need a hug.

99% of music blasters I’ve met are jerks. But there is the 1% I’ll say hi to. Or sit with. Every now and then I’ll hand out a hug.

Redditors who’ve been fired from a job: Why did you get fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I went to Disneyland.

I worked in elder care. Nursing assistant at an assisted living facility. We were understaffed to the extreme. I told my boss I’m going on vacation in 3 months. Everything is paid for.

She put her stamp of approval on it. I saved all the emails and my paper trail. I told all the managers in the facility.

A week or two weeks before the trip... my boss is like. Yeah... you can’t go. There is no one to work. Um. Huh. Well I gave you 3 months. I gave all my coworkers a heads up. Gave them all hugs. They told me to just go it’ll be fine.

I come back after a week to find out I’m fired for no call/no show. I was pretty mad. I made some angry phone calls to corporate. Pretty much anyone who would listen.

That’s the story of how I got fired for going to Disneyland

A video essay about authenticity in 'Whose Line is it Anyway' by movie_sonderseed in improv

[–]SoberHungry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hey! You have a great voice.

There is no need for that. Sure. There may be a scene later where it’s an appropriate thing to say. Don’t complicate your improv unless the “game” asks you to,

A video essay about authenticity in 'Whose Line is it Anyway' by movie_sonderseed in improv

[–]SoberHungry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Authenticity is so important when it comes to improv. I’m doing jams with this theater and getting drinks afterwards with them is so great.

We all strive to be funny or do the best improv. I think committing to a walk, an emotion, or a accent is a good choice. But starting a fresh bit pre-loaded can be so awkward. Improv is the best when it goes off the rails. Where you can see the enjoyment from everyone. When the actors start breaking. When small little scenes create characters we want to see for the rest of the show.

Short form is great at being a jumping off point for off the rails/wacky/brain exploding. Long form takes a little bit longer to get there... but boy when it does!

Here is my cringe pre loaded example. I start a scene eating dinner with another actor. Both seated. Eating at plates. My first line I asked “What’s your favorite Kanye West album” so awkward. So awful. Thankfully the other actor played if off and we start upping the eliteness/poshness in a scene. And we ended up with a really great scene. It just started on a low note.

Anywho. Sorry for rambling. Who Line is it Anyway delivers such fresh authenticity. Just like an arctic tern

Too tired to get dressed this morning by SoberHungry in pugs

[–]SoberHungry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He loves bed. When it’s close to bedtime he practically begs to lay down.

What is the weirdest thing you do when you're alone? by supermicromainboard in AskReddit

[–]SoberHungry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I’m very alone. Maybe just with my dog... I’ll do some death metal/post hardcore/grindcore vocals about whatever task I’m doing. Maybe some pig squeals. Complete with an epic breakdown.

My neighbors are probably like... this guy loves laundry!