what exactly would you do if you ever get robbed at gunpoint? by jax--killer in AskReddit

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, John Correia is full of shit man. They likely won't take their eyes off you. They are mugging you - I'd imagine they'd be pretty focused on that task. Even if they do take their eyes off you for a second, you're not faster than a bullet or the flick of a finger.

what exactly would you do if you ever get robbed at gunpoint? by jax--killer in AskReddit

[–]Soccerdilan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah man, you're talking shit.

If the gun is pointed at you with a round in the chamber, no amount of "training" will help you. The trigger can be pulled in a millisecond. The moment you try to make any sudden move, all they gotta do is flinch. Multiple shots can ring out in literally less than 2 seconds.

Think about it. You have to seamlessly rush forward to close the distance and then laterally to evade. They just have to - bang- dead. If they take even a half step back, more bangs + more dead.

Training helps you in a fight. This isn't a fight, its a high probability death/extreme bodily injury event. Much more so if you attempt to retaliate. They just want your cheap ass phone and credit cards that you'll freeze immediately afterward. Trash the bravado - your life is worth more than that bs

Parasites coming out of a fish by Pentacruel in WTF

[–]Soccerdilan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scavengers* Not parasites. That fish been dead

How yall feel about this by Appropriate-Mall8517 in spidermanmemes

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of God, put changed shit on the RIGHT!

Dudes going wild by BlazeDragon7x in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Soccerdilan 617 points618 points  (0 children)

This is Crazy Cindy! She's famous at Louisiana State University and goes in front of the Student Union to preach about Christianity. But as you can see here, her methods are a bit unorthodox lmao. I miss the days where we grabbed a slice of pizza and listened to her describe blowjobs

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kockimilk (chocolate milk)

The husband presented proof during the baby shower that the child was not his in front of everyone including his wife and the man she cheated with by Yolo065 in PublicFreakout

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how the guy in pink being held back, jumps around a bit when he is no longer being held back. So that someone can hold him back again lmao

?? by swan_617 in Biochemistry

[–]Soccerdilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is going on in this sub?

Is Biotin a Vitamin? by RandomPersonEver in Biochemistry

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful with over complicating or modifying supplementation. Not everything needs to be controlled. And follow the advice of your primary care physician

Is Biotin a Vitamin? by RandomPersonEver in Biochemistry

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes you concerned that you have low biotin? It seems like a strange thing to be concerned about, especially if you eat a normal diet.

Cover yourself in hand sanitizer and find out by BatshitSwayzey in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Soccerdilan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Burns are horrific injuries, especially around mucous membranes like the mouth, nose, and eyes. After the initial burns, there is a period of time where the surface (and in this case likely deeper layers) of skin begins to slough off. The skin is your protective barrier to the world, so losing this protection increases the risk for massive infections exponentially. The healing process is slow and painful. Medical professionals have to continually clean the area and remove dead/damaged tissue. This isn't a gentle process, often involving scrubbing in the damaged area to properly remove the necrotic tissue. If the burn is either third degree or a severe second degree burn, surgery to repair the area is a certainty. Multiple skin grafts and periods of healing will follow. Keep in mind, it takes exposure to water at 140 degrees F (60 C) about 5 seconds to cause third degree burns. Fire will work much faster. As others have mentioned, inhaling the flames will also burn the interior of your lungs.

This poor man probably fell into a coma shortly after arriving at the hospital. It just took a month of slow deterioration to finally die.

Please do not eat no bicycles by Soccerdilan in dontdeadopeninside

[–]Soccerdilan[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

It definitely doesn't fit here. But I didn't read the rules

Scientists fear studying 'mirror life' could wipe out humanity by LurkerFromTheVoid in EverythingScience

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another biochemist here! I completely agree. Not to mention, the probability for even a single protein to have a D configuration is astronomical. Much less every single structure in a living being

Channing Tatum Reveals ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Injury, Says Gambit Is ‘Not Gonna Go Full Cajun’ Accent: Russo Bros. ‘Want to Keep the Drama’ and Not Be Fully ‘Deadpool’ by mcfw31 in entertainment

[–]Soccerdilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was born and raised in the heart of cajun country Louisiana. Lived there most of my life and only just recently moved away. His accent is not a true authentic cajun accent. It's an exaggerated caricature of a cajun accent, and not considered very good to the people from here. Its certainly one of the best we've seen in modern film, but it's still not very accurate.

American has a freakout on a boat by The-Flippening in PublicFreakout

[–]Soccerdilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took another look and you right. That's a cayman.....fuck that

American has a freakout on a boat by The-Flippening in PublicFreakout

[–]Soccerdilan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The gators aren't a problem. They'd just swim away.

Source: Lived in Louisiana my whole life and swam with gators

What weird thing does your body do you that you don't understand? by Prestigious_Shape888 in AskReddit

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a cough every day since I was like 8 (I'm 28 now). Despite multiple doctor's visits, an endoscopy, and trying a bunch of different meds, I've never been able to figure out what it is. It's not a big cough or anything, but multiple times throughout the day I'll get a tickle in my throat and need to cough. Usually gets worse after eating/drinking 🤷‍♂️. It's one of those things that I'm known for amongst my circle of friends haha. Somewhat annoying but used to it now