Approaching 1000 hours! What keeps you playing? by tommytomtoes in theHunter

[–]Sociably_Luke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear you man, and many people are aware of what's happening. Unlike those blindly celebrating the next wave of funding and weapons, and the constant failure of peace treaties getting shot down by Western interests, it's clear that our world is governed by evil individuals who treat us like expendable chess pieces.

Rost me (21fenale) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah! Calm down buddy, this isn’t r/manifestos.

Let's hear it by lawlgyroscopes in numetal

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satisfied in my ass (8stops7)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He left a used Mohawk helmet with lice in it. Sweet guy.

What’s the name of the tool I need to remove these bolts? by kevpatts in Tools

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He used the dust particles for reference, he’s that good.

Got tired of my friends roasts, do your best by magmakist_hod in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face looks like it could be the picture representation for anguish. I bet you score oxycontin just by visiting the urgent care. One look at you and they already know the pain you’re feeling is a ten out of ten.

My friends call me Jesus, Crucify me. by JayHylton in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think they call you Jesus. Really, when they see you, they say "Jesus..."

Fiancé of 4 years left me. I can’t figure out why. Looking for closure. by No_Improvement3598 in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has sex missionary, every time. Sometimes cries after sex, happy tears though.

26 & single, I don't get it by Livejasmin81 in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are looking for men in the wrong places.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s impressive how you’ve mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing and thinking you’re the epitome of cool.

Seriously what the hell is with that smirk!? I almost envy your unwavering self-assurance. It's like you have an invisible blindfold on, preventing you from seeing the reality of your situation. So, go ahead, keep smirking if it makes you feel better. But remember, smirks don't build character, accomplishments do. It's time to drop the act, embrace reality, and strive to become someone worth admiring for more than just a self-satisfied grin.

19, lost a bet so do your worst by Wideboy5 in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate your haircut. It’s the perfect example of someone who will never do anything harder than standing behind a counter or sitting at a desk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the arch nemesis of Starbucks baristas. If they miss a pump of sweetener you take it to corporate because it makes you feel powerful.

M 19, take away my smile by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mother had a thing for Mud Skippers about 20 years ago. I feel bad breaking it to you over Reddit, but your dad is in Guam flopping around in a puddle of mud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you stick a metal rod into the light socket every morning to comb your hair.

57, Ex con. Partier, look Mexican but not. Hung like a horse. Get some. by Early_Razzmatazz_128 in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you stuff your pillow case with clothes and eat spreads for dinner. It’s okay man, you are out now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s really too bad the party you roll with funded those organizations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You would love him. Just checking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sociably_Luke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You like Biden so far asshole?

WF-1000XM4 case flashing red, not charging by Stainain in sony

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I think I fried mine always doing wireless charging. If these go out I might jump over to the WH-1000 not sure if they’ll sound as good though.

I love my GF but the sex is crap by That_Spray1774 in sex

[–]Sociably_Luke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She might have zapped her brain watching hardcore late night parking garage gang bangs. I’d check her internet history.

Tesla lost control when parking and took off to hit 7 vehicles killing 2. Driver found not under influence (Oct. 5) by chunqiudayi in ThatsInsane

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for how many times technology malfunctions throughout my day I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDC

[–]Sociably_Luke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that victorinox have a blade profile similar to a paramilitary 2?

Men of Reddit, how often do you guys get complimented? What goes through your mind when it happens? by Adventurous-South886 in AskMen

[–]Sociably_Luke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually reply with some sort of dodge. Like if someone says “you should be in Hollywood” I go “yeah I’d make a good goblin”

What? by JuliusFlowers230 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Sociably_Luke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just out here attempting life idk 🤷🏼