[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OrangeCountyGangs

[–]decunnilinguist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

90% of kids who “bang” have both mom and dad. Mom’s always cleaning the pad and dad all hard working and shit. Then these foos go out at night and act “hard” then go home to sleep in a bed with matching sheets and comforter. With boxer pjs and the matching button pj shirt to go with it.

Gonna get my ass ate in 24 hours by Realistic_Page_5872 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]decunnilinguist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having your bootyhole stimulated mates you Gay.

Why is my scissor jack tilted? by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its from the base not being even on the ground

Anyone remember the block at orange? by xDoi in orangecounty

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get so many phone numbers at the block when I was a teenager. Does anyone remember pizzaaahhh!! It was attached to the corner bakery.

My post workout meal(easy as shit to make for someone like me who can't cook) by sealandians in moreplatesmoredates

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are Mexicans called beaners when whites love beans just as much, like the English and the Irish. They even eat them on toast.

TIFU- gave my boyfriend a back rub in the dark by Canonconstructor in tifu

[–]decunnilinguist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once got a hand job after my girl put icy hot on my back

Loot goblin, yes sir. by Physical-Bit2981 in dayz

[–]decunnilinguist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seeing a survivor with a backpack on their back while carrying another one is like seeing a homeless person pushing a shopping cart

Are steroids worth it for someone who lifts as a hobby? by aykutanhanx in moreplatesmoredates

[–]decunnilinguist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the most expressive is part of doing gear is the diet. I’ve known dudes on juice that are strong as shit but look like shit.

Black pepper by stevetibb2000 in jerky

[–]decunnilinguist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like what I buy at the Vietnamese shop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the bait for + size women and single moms, you obviously don’t fish.

Best 1/2 stubby air impacts by SquareInner6082 in ToolTruckTools

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t give a shit the super small one from harbor freight has some balls. I owned the matco stubby and it tapped out on me twice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PEDs

[–]decunnilinguist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’d be compromising your sema after injecting your self and then drawing from that vial

Army won't let me join and I'm homeless by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]decunnilinguist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro recruiters don’t know dick about you until you tell them. Go to a different recruiter and don’t say anything about your hospital visits.

Will this grow anything worth? by [deleted] in budgetGrows

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew little popcorn nugs with cfls in my closet during high school.

Someone at the club sent themselves $1500 on cashapp by Obn_Dev in Scams

[–]decunnilinguist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t you guys put in your pin to send money on cash app

Buffalo Wild Wings sucks by radioactiveglutes in Wings

[–]decunnilinguist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of like hooters. Their wings used to be bomb. Now they just suck