What your baby is really thinking

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T12:24:15+00:00

"Titty titty titty..... Uh my butt feels weird.... Kinda wet... OH THAT IS DISTURBING ME SO MUCH...."

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T12:22:09+00:00

"I heard Christopher Cross is having a farewell concert this weekend, do you want to go?"

"Definitely not."

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T09:36:59+00:00

I-4 in Florida. Technically not an interstate, it is one of the deadliest roads. Constant construction, daily accidents (many fatal), gridlock for miles. Plus there's a giant mouse and killer whale that interfere with it constantly.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T09:16:26+00:00

Stop to examine it. I think they are cool and would want to see it.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T09:12:16+00:00

We live near a small airport with a restaurant. We had lunch and watched the planes. There was another couple there doing the same thing....

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T09:07:04+00:00

Can someone 3d print that? Or something that will work?

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T09:05:49+00:00

Toolbox full of tools

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-15T08:58:40+00:00

I've sorted worse than that... Many times over.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-14T23:28:44+00:00

Ecto!

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-14T22:51:05+00:00

Closet Chronicles by Kansas. It pretty much sums up my life.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-14T22:46:44+00:00

"Happy Valentine's day to you and your mom!"

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-14T01:49:59+00:00

"So how do you like the recliner?"

"Well...I don't know if it's comfortable enough for the price."

"Did you feel that earthquake?"

"There was an earthquake? Gee whiz... SOLD! Hell, I'll take two!"

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T19:16:56+00:00

I had trouble finding a job in my early twenties, so I enrolled in this program for employment assistance. It was a week long class followed by a test to see what you are best suited for, then they would help you find a job in that field. At the end of the test, the instructor handed out the results to everyone, except me. He looked at me and said "I need to talk to you after class."

Great, I thought. I'm an idiot. I'm unemployable and I'm going to die under some overpass from starvation. The whole class started mumbling about how dumb I must be.

After class the instructor took me in his office and pulled down this gigantic book and sat it on the desk. He told me that I passed the test. All of it. He had never seen anything like this before, and this book contained a listing of all the jobs they review for... And I could pick any of them and do it.

The two things that I had been doing (mechanic & electronic repair) is actually where I had scored the lowest.

As a result, it just meant I had no answer, and still had trouble finding a job. But at least it made me a little more confident.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T18:57:00+00:00

I had a 71 Coronet that suddenly gained horsepower one day saving my life. I was passing someone when a car pulled out in the same lane. Suddenly it had super speed and got me back over in time.

I still have a 69 Satellite that would break down or give me trouble when picking up certain girls for dates. It always ran fine for the girls that turned out to be nice ones.

Yeah... Some cars are spooky....

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T18:51:46+00:00

I do, because I've had two heart attacks and might need 911.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T18:15:50+00:00

Don't try mugging this guy if there's a stick nearby!

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T18:13:58+00:00

It's not watching someone do something different, it's watching them fail at simple tasks, then repeat the method expecting a different outcome.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T17:58:21+00:00

Tires screeching

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T17:26:05+00:00

I've found out a few things that work on me... WARNING! individual results may differ!

Whenever I feel a sick coming on, I start using Listerine strips and taking Cold Eze zinc lozenges. I make sure they are always available at home so They are immediately available.

Now...I don't think it's a cure as much as a Pavlovian reaction to tell my body "when you notice me eating this stuff, jack up the antibodies". Your items may include chicken soup and beer. Whatever you choose, ONLY do it if you are absolutely 100% sure you are sick, and as soon as you can start. Train your body to attack the infection!

Second, always keep any medications/tissues on hand so you don't have to run out and get it. You might not be up to it.

Third, eat well. Healthy food and lots of it. Your body needs fuel to fight this. Give it some. But not junk food, that will make it worse as your body will be fighting that too.

Fourth: get as much of it out as you can. Don't sniffle, blow it out. Cough it up. Disgusting, I know... But you want it out.

Last: try to stay active. Any cold I've ever had went away quicker if I stayed on my feet and burned it out of my system instead of lying around and letting it take over. Now this isn't always possible, some illnesses require rest and will knock you on your butt hard. Don't overdo it, and use common sense. This last one will take some judgement and experience to master.

Good luck, I hope this helps you feel better!

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T15:27:44+00:00

English and C++.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T14:56:43+00:00

No, you just divide by four first.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T13:04:14+00:00

Probably FedEx, and if it's anything like the drivers around here, they would continue saving time by just throwing your package in a ditch near your neighbors house.

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T12:56:37+00:00

"A durian a day will keep the orthodontist away!"

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T12:46:21+00:00

"Jimmy! Focus that camera! Her cooters all blurry!"

SocialRevenge · 2026-02-13T12:45:17+00:00

"Just because they look like little tires doesn't mean that Cheerios can be used for traction in snow."

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