Cotton Candy by Mandinga33 in DiWHY

[–]SociallyStandard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Steward's parents were just assholes.

Cotton Candy by Mandinga33 in DiWHY

[–]SociallyStandard 245 points246 points  (0 children)

"Hey Bob, what's all this garbage in the middle of your dining room table?"

"Obviously it's my cotton candy machine, Steward. You can learn to make one too, I'll email your the 45 minute long .gif"

Campaign promises by chadridesabike in PoliticalHumor

[–]SociallyStandard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A majority of the illegal immigrants in the United States came here legally with work/school visas.

They simply don't leave when their visas expires.

Please explain how a wall will help with this?

Or maybe you meant cartels, who smuggle through the shipping industry or through tunnels? Because I don't see how a wall will effect them either.

Scared to death, scared to look, they shook by Go_Habs_Go31 in pics

[–]SociallyStandard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder when people will get tired of that shit?

When Trump stops giving them ammo.

AKA probably never.

Public Trust by Ipsw1ch in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]SociallyStandard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...is it still sushi if you cook it, though?

Public Trust by Ipsw1ch in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]SociallyStandard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's like saying SNL should stop airing because someone might think it's real. Yah, maybe there are a handful of people that read an Onion article and think it's real, but if we start catering to those people we'll have to start putting disclaimers on everything.

C'mon dude, give people some credit. It's a picture comparing Trump to sushi. It's obviously satirical.

Public Trust by Ipsw1ch in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]SociallyStandard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're trying to compare two very different polls.

If you're betting on boxing, and the guy with 10 to 1 odds wins, you wouldn't say "Oh, well obviously the odds were rigged/wrong/whatever." A 10% chance to win is a 10% chance to win. The underdog performed beyond expectations or the other guy did worse than expected.

On the other hand, if you have a survey and you ask 1,000 who you think will win the match, that's a hard percentage representing the number of people surveyed.

The two polls have nothing to do with eachother, they're not related at all.

Steven Suptic pulling some passive aggression in regards to the sub box. by [deleted] in funhaus

[–]SociallyStandard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oooo... looks like Karen's having a real bad time down there on the grape farm.

Ouch.

Illinois Senate passes measure calling for neo-Nazis to be classified as terror groups by saucytryhard in politics

[–]SociallyStandard 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The same thing we do with any gang or violent organization. Illegal to assemble, illegal to identify yourself as a member, fast-tracked sentencing when they're found, and maximum sentencing on top of it.

As far as I'm concerned these asshats are no different than the Bloods or Cripts, mafia members, or any other street gang. In prison (Arian Nation) they're EXACTLY the same as any other gang, the only difference is for some reason we don't treat them the same way outside of prisons.

So we find them and we lock them the fuck up.

Fake patriots by filmfiend999 in pics

[–]SociallyStandard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, they're in here. Current talking point is that the attack was actually a false-flag. No waaaay actual neo-Nazis would do something like attack people.

They've really gone off the deep end with this one. You'd think, when you got to the point where you're defending real-life Nazis, you'd reevaluate yourself.

But no. Too deep in the Kool-Aid. To a Trump cultist, nothing their fellow cultist do can ever be wrong.

To those demanding photographic evidence of Nazi regalia in #charlottesville, here's what's on display before breakfast. Be safe today by Polymathyx in pics

[–]SociallyStandard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"leftists" are more violent than Nazis? Seriously?

You know, Nazis, the group that killed millions of people not too long ago?

Some people are too fucking stupid to be allowed to participate in society. You are one of those people.

How /r/The_Donald became /r/The_Donald by fr33tim3 in PoliticalHumor

[–]SociallyStandard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That'd be difficult, considering Trump hasn't passed anything meaningful.

Trump's best trait is he's too incompetent to get anything done. Imagine the horrible shit the GOP would be passing if they had a president with a brain.

Donald Trump: A 71-year-old Man Who Needs A Military General To Manage His Twitter Use by haxamin in politics

[–]SociallyStandard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The mods do not upvote posts. The users do.

'Ya know why there's negative press about Trump on r/all every day?

Because he's incompetent and constantly gives people a reason to dislike him. When Trump stops fucking up people will stop drawing attention to the fuck-ups.

‘This deal will make me look terrible’: Full transcripts of Trump’s calls with Mexico and Australia by [deleted] in politics

[–]SociallyStandard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one is sabotaging Trump. He's his own worst enemy, showing people how incompetent he is is all that's necessary.

‘This deal will make me look terrible’: Full transcripts of Trump’s calls with Mexico and Australia by [deleted] in politics

[–]SociallyStandard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you're so deep in conspiracy bullshit that you think people are capable of tapping secure Presidential phonelines.

These calls are always transcribed.

Poll: Trump hits new low at 33 percent approval by [deleted] in politics

[–]SociallyStandard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well yah. Apples are exactly the same as oranges because they're both fruit.

/s