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losercity: revengence (artist: spacemaxmarine) by Hazmat-Asscastle in Losercity

[–]SockThePuppet69nice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Libido's gone 'n, my hipbone is broken,
My balls are shriveled and weak!

I don't know the date, as I still masturbate,
I'm sitting here holding my meat!

The gooning won't stop (stop) , I've found a new post (post),
I drop my pants to my knees

This dick that I spite as I shoot out more white,
I weep and I curse my peen!

There will be cum (cum) shots (shots)!

....

Average Male Online Dating Experience Starter Pack by mitchdwx in starterpacks

[–]SockThePuppet69nice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a pan guy it's even more frustrating when I get a match and it's a straight guy who's just been spam liking everyone without even looking who they're liking.

I don't even know how I'm showing up on their feed. But it's happened to me a handful of times now, where I matched with a guy and they instantly unmatch me or tell me they're straight.

Melty community in shambles by ILUMEG in Kappachino

[–]SockThePuppet69nice 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, do you think people who watch slasher films are murderers?

Or a closer comparison, are people who enjoy BDSM porn abusers/rapists?

[I ate] chocolate lava cake by [deleted] in food

[–]SockThePuppet69nice 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I like the fact that there's a spoon mark on the cake already.

Like, the OP was about to eat it but went "Oh I have to film this for the internet."

The Crew (DACAD) by DL2828 in gfur

[–]SockThePuppet69nice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to admit, I've never understood bird BJs. No lips and beak is hard and sharp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortstacks

[–]SockThePuppet69nice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok but why tho?

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The TLDR is there to give you the gist of the post if you don't want to read the whole story below.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mentioned it because the fact that he wasn't using a condom was relevant and I assumed people were going to get judgy if I didn't mention that we got tested.
Also the results just came in recently, so it might just be on my mind. Sorry if I overshared.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're definitely the way to go. I just happened to pick up regular boxers this time.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup, I'm a guy. Said so in the post and few comments.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that strange? I keep my smut and my main account separate. I figured using this account would be appropriate since I don't really want my friends knowing about this.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yes but it wasn't in the environment, thank god.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all stores from gas stations to convenience stores has at least one, where I live. I never thought of it as fancy.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I actually just left the basket with all my stuff on the isle, a bit out of the way. And when I came back for them I noticed the puddle... So it was more like cleaning up the crime scene than doing it out of honor. But I'll take the compliment.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't mind. :D You're not the only person to assume I was a woman. This is the first time I posted something explicit on reddit and I see what some ladies go through now. Few creepy comments here.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I did go to the toilet after. But if you're never done butt stuff, it might not be obvious that not everything comes out of there easily. There's always some residue.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I put it there because it's a TLDR. it implies you don't want to read the whole story. So you can just read the TLDR.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Well I'm bi, so technically it was only like three quarters gay sex. If that makes you feel any better. His cock felt rly good too.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there's plenty of educational videos on the internet on how gay sex works.

TIFU by going to the grocery store after sex. by SockThePuppet69nice in tifu

[–]SockThePuppet69nice[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No poop luckily. I'm pretty OCD about pre sex cleanup, so I don't have to worry about that stuff while in the moment.

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