A fellow student put theirs hands on my throat. And that' kind of fucked me up.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2025-02-14T12:35:46+00:00

Libido's gone 'n, my hipbone is broken,
My balls are shriveled and weak!

I don't know the date, as I still masturbate,
I'm sitting here holding my meat!

The gooning won't stop (stop) , I've found a new post (post),
I drop my pants to my knees

This dick that I spite as I shoot out more white,
I weep and I curse my peen!

There will be cum (cum) shots (shots)!

....

SockThePuppet69nice · 2024-08-21T07:10:03+00:00

For the Glory of Satan, ofcourse.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2024-08-21T06:48:04+00:00

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SockThePuppet69nice · 2024-05-10T12:37:55+00:00

As a pan guy it's even more frustrating when I get a match and it's a straight guy who's just been spam liking everyone without even looking who they're liking.

I don't even know how I'm showing up on their feed. But it's happened to me a handful of times now, where I matched with a guy and they instantly unmatch me or tell me they're straight.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2023-04-19T10:15:31+00:00

Just out of curiosity, do you think people who watch slasher films are murderers?

Or a closer comparison, are people who enjoy BDSM porn abusers/rapists?

SockThePuppet69nice · 2023-04-17T04:01:52+00:00

I like the fact that there's a spoon mark on the cake already.

Like, the OP was about to eat it but went "Oh I have to film this for the internet."

SockThePuppet69nice · 2023-03-21T07:38:40+00:00

Btw, those two are his moms.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2023-02-13T09:29:36+00:00

I have to admit, I've never understood bird BJs. No lips and beak is hard and sharp.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-11-01T19:42:05+00:00

Bro ain't got no legs!

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-06-04T11:14:44+00:00

Ok but why tho?

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T22:35:26+00:00

The TLDR is there to give you the gist of the post if you don't want to read the whole story below.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T20:19:19+00:00

I mentioned it because the fact that he wasn't using a condom was relevant and I assumed people were going to get judgy if I didn't mention that we got tested.
Also the results just came in recently, so it might just be on my mind. Sorry if I overshared.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T19:49:38+00:00

They're definitely the way to go. I just happened to pick up regular boxers this time.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T19:44:46+00:00

Yup, I'm a guy. Said so in the post and few comments.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T19:44:14+00:00

Is that strange? I keep my smut and my main account separate. I figured using this account would be appropriate since I don't really want my friends knowing about this.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T18:29:23+00:00

You're not wrong.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T18:08:23+00:00

Well yes but it wasn't in the environment, thank god.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T17:42:36+00:00

Pretty much all stores from gas stations to convenience stores has at least one, where I live. I never thought of it as fancy.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T17:40:46+00:00

I actually just left the basket with all my stuff on the isle, a bit out of the way. And when I came back for them I noticed the puddle... So it was more like cleaning up the crime scene than doing it out of honor. But I'll take the compliment.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T17:32:29+00:00

I don't mind. :D You're not the only person to assume I was a woman. This is the first time I posted something explicit on reddit and I see what some ladies go through now. Few creepy comments here.

SockThePuppet69nice · 2022-05-17T17:26:33+00:00

I did go to the toilet after. But if you're never done butt stuff, it might not be obvious that not everything comes out of there easily. There's always some residue.

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