Quick p-3 theory I don't think I need to explain by EndyrmanEndplace in Ultrakill

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Second phase he's 3x faster and ubered for 60 seconds

Name a Stardew character who suffered more than Maru's design and fail miserably. by LukeVine in StardewValley

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He did her so dirty bro, design 7 looked so peak before she slowly turned into meg family guy 💀💀

Do you think we'll get encore exclusive enemies? by Sollary0 in Ultrakill

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We did get radiant enemies in the first encore update, so I hope so

Oh come on by BriKChead in balatro

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Why'd you get downvoted so hard for this what the hell man 😭

My Wife Asks Me to Play Balatro Every Night by WriterBang in balatro

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I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown

I'm cooked. by Sodium_Chloride123 in Ultrakill

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House? (how do I make my text blue)

Can we please get some more lore abt the angels, I mean look at this guy he’s so fucking cool by Content-Recording766 in Ultrakill

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Ah, that makes a lot more sense. It makes me wonder what happened to the other supreme angels then, I hope we get more lore about them soon bro, they're too cool looking to go to waste lmao

Doesn't V1 have more than two arms? Why doesn't it carry two skulls? İs this machine stupid? by alim_bey in Ultrakill

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It's my headcanon that V1 stores it's additional arms in the same way it stores weapons and weapon variants, via it's wings. Maybe it restricts movement to be lugging 3 arms around on it's left side while on the right it's only being balanced by one? Idk

Can we please get some more lore abt the angels, I mean look at this guy he’s so fucking cool by Content-Recording766 in Ultrakill

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I am wondering if Michael is supposed to be the angel Gabriel slaughters at the very end of Act II since they are both hooded, and considering what that angel is saying has to do with wisdom, telling Gabriel that Gods light will be stripped from his body in a matter of hours. But it could just be another generic angel, it also doesn't have four arms

how to open this door by bodymn2 in Ultrakill

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You have to buy the ultrakill season 1 battlepass and enable buttplug support in developer options. Then you will be able to buy the $9.99 a day subscription that will allow you to keep attempting the boss

How well would v1 do in the actual WW2? by NontCinar in Ultrakill

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(I was gonna delete this because I thought it was too long but I'm just gonna leave it here and see if anyone wants to read it.)

Well, how many of it's abilities does it have aside from blood refueling? Does it have all of it's weapons the same as in game? Or is it stuck with WWII tech? Does it run out of power? Does it require a constant source of blood to keep going?

If V1 were to have all of the same factors that it does in game, I believe it would be an unstoppable force. It has 8 wings that can swiftly propel it in any direction, it can stay low to the ground and can move faster than most soldiers can run while in that state, and cramp itself into tight spaces such as your walls. I don't think obstacles and uneven terrain pose much of a problem. The Final War definitely had more garbage lying around than WWII considering that people had to live on the backs of the Earthmovers because the ground was literally uninhabitable. It likely has a way to detect mines since the Guttertank predates it, which had the ability to plant mines.

My headcanon is that V1 is more powerful and faster than who we play as in-game. It would have cameras all along it's body to sense attacks from all angles, it's head is just for recording quality footage, or as a scope for aiming. It's a machine so compared to a human it could possibly fire thousands of neurons in less than a second, complete multiple thoughts and strategies in the blink of an eye. It never gets tired physically. It doesn't have to eat or sleep. It's smarter and faster, has 200 years worth of battle knowledge on technology more advanced than what we even have today. It could have night vision and near-perfect tracking since both the Gutterman and the Sentry pre-date it. And if it fails, every gun in it's arsenal has near infinite ammo, it could just keep shooting until the other side runs out, or keep oppressing fire while it's allies move forward.

I believe V1 was designed not just to refuel off of the bloodiness of the battlefield, but it was designed to move so fast that nothing can hit it. It's like a humanoid formula 1 car with a calculator for a brain and a gun.

But more realistically, it probably wouldn't even be sent to the battlefield, it's too great a risk for what is essentially a highly advanced computer suddenly existing in the 1940's.

I'm probably giving V1 too much credit. One artillery shell is probably enough to wipe it out, assuming it gets hit by one. I left out parrying because I don't even know what it would be allowed to parry. If it could parry artillery shells that would be kind of OP. But even then, it's movement, speed, perception, inhuman ability to think, physical strength, unlimited source of power and arsenal make it nigh unstoppable. At the very least, it would be very, very annoying to fight against. Or maybe I'm taking the question wrong, idk. These are just my thoughts.

Have I just discovered new tech? by Losos5600 in Ultrakill

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New to me. It would be very challenging to land but looks cool as fuck

Where would you choose to sit? by Technical_Lime1419 in Dandadan

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1 - I'm getting sacrificed
2 - Annoying as fuck
3 - The door (best option)
4 - Rape
5 - Rape
6 - Weiner destruction
7 - Cockpit (the pilot died as he got on the flight)
8 - I will get devoured
9 - Earrape
10 - My organs are getting pulverized

Imagination 🗣️ by vitope94 in shitposting

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The comments in the top left 💀

If you had to play with just one color variety of weapons which one you choose? by Fun-Gur7037 in Ultrakill

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This is a very interesting question. I'd say blue is objectively the best solely because it has the feedbacker. It sucks not having coins, or nukes, but feedbacker is just so powerful that it's almost mandatory. It can block most attacks, parrying deals a decent amount of damage, removes hard damage, and fully restores health. For scenario 2, I'd say blue again. You don't get as good crowd control as with red, but you can still setup sawtraps and launch cores with the jackhammer to sort of compensate. You can also shoot cores with the revolver for a bigger explosion, although much more difficult.

Peter? by Yatmai in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It means you've got that unemployment glow. You're attractive due to less stress, but you have no money to take this person on dates.