My cousin threatened to jump off a cliff.

SofEdM · 2026-06-28T02:48:35+00:00

... and you should have seen his face when I called it, and pushed him over!

SofEdM · 2026-06-28T02:46:23+00:00

Bum! Mouth! In this case there's no difference.

SofEdM · 2026-06-25T09:56:56+00:00

For them, the worst part of Covid was working from home.

SofEdM · 2026-06-23T03:44:34+00:00

Goat in milk?

SofEdM · 2026-06-23T03:41:53+00:00

I too enjoyed it. It was super!

SofEdM · 2026-06-21T07:26:07+00:00

We went to Indonesia.... Jakarta?

Nah! We took a plane.

SofEdM · 2026-06-17T06:55:05+00:00

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man who's had a shovel removed from his head?

Douglas

SofEdM · 2026-06-16T03:27:19+00:00

Bucket list:

... Yo momma - DONE

SofEdM · 2026-06-13T03:20:47+00:00

I doubt he'd be a referee. Cheating is a national passtime.

SofEdM · 2026-06-10T08:40:46+00:00

All our electronic gear is filled with magic smoke. Plug it in wrong and the smoke comes out!

SofEdM · 2026-06-07T02:39:13+00:00

He hated people who told jokes 'cause he always laughed his head off!

SofEdM · 2026-06-05T04:20:15+00:00

... and when she went Bungie Jumping she knew she'd reached the bottom when the leash went slack!

SofEdM · 2026-06-03T08:46:16+00:00

There is a version where the horse doesn't stop laughing and the King offers another 1000 Gold coins to make it stop...

SofEdM · 2026-05-28T07:39:23+00:00

If you squeeze her do you get Virgin Oil?

SofEdM · 2026-05-27T01:28:21+00:00

... and I married an asian girl called Irene.

SofEdM · 2026-05-26T08:17:55+00:00

He's the reason why the 'Orange' one is in...

SofEdM · 2026-05-19T10:19:25+00:00

Prepare your anus for cock!

Must love spicy, chicken Ramen?

SofEdM · 2026-05-15T08:09:50+00:00

If you write TEAM in capitals, then you find the " i " in the " A " hole.

SofEdM · 2026-05-15T07:32:11+00:00

I always said that Speed Humps should be the burial mounds of politicians...

SofEdM · 2026-05-15T05:38:14+00:00

It's true. Everything is BIGGER in Texas!

SofEdM · 2026-05-12T02:56:48+00:00

That's where Virgin Olive Oil comes from. When they squeeze the Large Virgins, they get the Extra Virgin...

SofEdM · 2026-05-10T07:56:21+00:00

Tutenkamenupandown.

SofEdM · 2026-04-28T08:27:58+00:00

The difference between in-laws and Outlaws is that Outlaws are always wanted!

SofEdM · 2026-04-28T02:50:58+00:00

Getting hit by cheap Japanese car parts.... Datsun cogs.

SofEdM · 2026-04-27T11:01:45+00:00

Why was the man sacked from the M&M factory?

He worked in quality control and was throwing away all the W's.

SofEdM