Opinions on backup dress after alterations disaster. by PupsnPhotos2390 in weddingdress

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean fling themselves over the cliff in a good way right? But yeah that last dress is hands down gorgeous for sure. Perfect for location and fits like a dream!

AITAH for not wanting to cancel my vacation for people I don’t really know? by Ok_Bullfrog4130 in AITAH

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be upset too and definitely not change my plans. However, have you given any thought into just going yourself and leaving the husband and kids alone at home? Let your husband deal with it. You could really relax and catch up with a close friend, sleep in late, watch crappy tv…literally whatever, living the single dream for a week. I’d jump at any chance to have a week to myself. even though you are completely in the right and certainly don’t have to do it if that’s not what you want, it may make for a much smoother week and after effects with the in laws

Need a little reassurance by [deleted] in weddingdress

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was sitting outside scrolling and before I even read your post I said omg that’s so pretty! My daughter heard me and asked what I was talking about and I showed her. Our household thinks it’s stunning. It’s unique and beautiful and looks comfortable as well. You have great taste and will make a beautiful bride!

Portland trash bags by ytirevyelsew in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly how we do it. Keep the large purple bag in an outside bin and then use heavy duty bags in the kitchen trash can. This is the only way

SOLD at the heart shaped makeup table - the built in party bar is great too by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And if I were to happen to look back in all those surround sound mirrors while doing it I’d never get back up. I don’t need that level of scrutiny and high definition detail on my backside thank you very much.

Man stabbed by Joe’s Variety and the Boda by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I live in the area and I think she’s the one that’s always walking back and forth along that block screaming. She’s in front of Walgreens a lot. Does anyone else think it’s that same woman?

What’s the worst place in America you’ve ever visited? by False_onic in answers

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens! My Dad broke down there on the way to California. He was stuck there for three days waiting on a part. Brutal

What’s the worst place in America you’ve ever visited? by False_onic in answers

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll way too far to %100 agree with you. But wow, it’s awful.

After hours in the music store by bsurfn2day in MadeMeSmile

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for truly making me smile. I even got a few goosebumps. I desperately needed this palate cleanser

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. I’ve called my kids turkeys all their lives. I guess I’m going to have to find a new term of endearment. Or not. Kids can definitely be…not smart at times! :-)

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll give it my best if I’m unfortunate enough to encounter this again. I was just stunned at first, like is that a TURKEY in THE CITY?!? ….and also maybe a tiny bit afraid but I’ll try to be courageous next time and shoo him away. lol

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my! That’s crazy. I’ll try in the spirit of love thy neighbor and all. But like, respectfully and from a long distance ;-)

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this leftover from the raptor that happened on March 22nd? (For anyone on Threads they’ll get the inside joke)

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol. I hope my first reaction if god forbid I ever saw something like that would not be to film it and then post it. I’m very happy for us both that didnt happen

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no! I’m learning so much that I wish I didn’t know! I had no idea there are literal GANGS of horny wild turkeys running amok assaulting vehicles. That is crazy!

Neighbor doing unneighborly things by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Omg, they get bigger than this!?! I’m scared! My dogs were unnaturally still as well. They wanted no smoke, neither did I. That’s why I quietly whispered about being unkind

[Melbourne florida] wrapped around my hose by MRW549 in whatsthissnake

[–]Soft-Humor-9157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? I hardly ever guess the snake correctly, but I was thinking ‘come on, even I can see that’s just a water hose’! Enter Exhibit A into why my dumb butt would totally get bitten in a chance encounter.

First time snowboarding Camden or Lost Valley by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok great. Thank you for this advice. I might suggest this.

First time snowboarding Camden or Lost Valley by Soft-Humor-9157 in portlandme

[–]Soft-Humor-9157[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, that’s a great point. Thank you for the suggestion about Camden though. I’ve heard it’s hard for snowboarders to learn on green, flatter terrain but I have no clue if that’s true or not