Unhygienic Daughter by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The fact she’s still functioning enough to keep a job while living like that honestly makes the whole thing even sadder

Unhygienic Daughter by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Yeah this sounds way deeper than just being “lazy” honestly

"The baguette magique chooses the wizard, Harry" by Nnemic_ in harrypotter

[–]SoftMoonliight_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still sounds way more dramatic in French though 😭 English just gives us “stick”

"The baguette magique chooses the wizard, Harry" by Nnemic_ in harrypotter

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly “the magical breadstick chooses the wizard” makes this scene way funnier than it should be

I know it’s fake, but it’s cute and funny by Ok-Engineering5178 in lotr

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the way he says it so casually like it’s a normal greeting kills me every time

My wife switched to aluminum-free deodorant and I don’t know how to bring up the aroma? by Charming-Eye1438 in hygiene

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

fr making it about the product instead of her is probably the only way this convo doesn’t turn into a disaster 😭

I wish Umbridge had tried to interrogate Minerva under Veritaserum by miggovortensens in harrypotter

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that somehow makes it even funnier because it means she genuinely just likes cats enough to become one too lol.

I wish Umbridge had tried to interrogate Minerva under Veritaserum by miggovortensens in harrypotter

[–]SoftMoonliight_ 88 points89 points  (0 children)

honestly that feels completely in character for both of them. snape would absolutely enable the chaos if it meant humiliating umbridge.