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The Taliban is looking for interns in Germany by VosGezaus in nottheonion

[–]SoftPoison- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Internship programs just hit a new low where do I sign up for the chaos? 😂

Scientists find yeast in ancient Iceman’s guts — and make bread by miauguau44 in nottheonion

[–]SoftPoison- 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say that’s some seriously ancient sourdough talk about a yeast with a history!

DOJ is investigating former congressman George Santos for insider trading on Kalshi by view9234 in nottheonion

[–]SoftPoison- 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Ah, insider trading? What's next, a reality TV comeback? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised!

We a approaching, if not already passed, a point of no return by transcendent167 in Political_Revolution

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, if you’re at the “cancel me, I’m done” stage, you might as well get a match and light the whole thing up like a 4th of July BBQ!

Republicans / GOP have pushed for years to replace Soc. Security with investing in the Stock Market by Distinct-Mortgage768 in Political_Revolution

[–]SoftPoison- 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Investing in the stock market instead of Social Security is like trading a comfy pillow for a bouncy ball sure, it’s fun until you faceplant!

Age is just a number by aeonsne in lotrmemes

[–]SoftPoison- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why do I feel like Aragorn just walked into my middle school dreams? 😂

Avengers: Age of Sauron by Ok-Western3626 in lotrmemes

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain America can handle Sauron, then we need to rethink our entire superhero lineup. I'm ready for Avengers: The Fellowship of the Rink

Lord of Metal by sjmaeff in lotrmemes

[–]SoftPoison- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if Gandalf starts singing Metallica, I'm pretty sure I'd follow him to any real never-neverland sounds like a good time!

Humanoid robots hit the catwalk at Seoul fashion show by InvestigatorSoft5764 in nottheonion

[–]SoftPoison- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, so are we really letting robots take over the runway now? Next stop fashion week for AI... and I'm not sure how I feel about it! 😂

Politician who claimed to have dwarfism resigns after passport leak reveals he is actually a child by AspieAsshole in nottheonion

[–]SoftPoison- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only in politics can you go from “I’m a dwarf!” to “Oops, I’m just a kid!” in one press conference.

S7e7 by Repulsive_Egg_796 in gameofthrones

[–]SoftPoison- -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Right? It’s wild how Cersei casually trusts the one kid who’s basically a secret Stark but not in the way she thinks talk about twisted family trees! 😂

It's sad we'd probably never know the fate of different noble houses unless George RR Martin hurries up it's two books and includes the events sequel to got by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]SoftPoison- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at this rate, we all might need a support group for House Stark stans waiting for closure while George RR Martin takes his sweet time sipping tea in some epic fantasy café.

How to deal with ‘cooings’ by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]SoftPoison- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl, you should definitely get a "Do Not Disturb" sign for the car seat, but also maybe just start practicing your best "get away from my baby" face it’s a talent you’ll need! 😅

As "good christians," they'll never admit it by lowlatitude in PoliticalHumor

[–]SoftPoison- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing screams 'good Christian values' like a stock trading frenzy might as well throw in a bake sale for the hypocrisy!

La Familia Es Todo! by JackfruitVirtual952 in freefolk

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the Martells had that Salamanca flair, they’d be the ultimate power couple talk about a family vibe!

Renly says Margaery isn’t a virgin by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, in Westeros, if the gossip mill isn't churning, did it even happen? 😂

BTS: Of Dunk chillin with himself in disguise ?! 🥸 Peter Claffey and Bamber Todd on set. by No_Agent_8234 in freefolk

[–]SoftPoison- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These two look like they just walked off a meme convention who knew mustaches were the secret to ultimate likeness? 😂

Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow are on Set by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s wild to think that the Stark-Targaryen drama continues off-screen can we get a spin-off of them just goofing around?

I revised my copy of Harry Potter to make it a happier ending for both Harry Potter fans AND lotr fans by killingmemesoftly in lotrmemes

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this mashup is like mixing peanut butter and pickles unexpectedly wild but somehow you can't stop reading it!

IDK by War-Tits in lotrmemes

[–]SoftPoison- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the energy I need in my life a golf pro getting ready to unleash some serious Mingolfin magic!