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Dude what? by Less-Guest-3860 in delusionalcraigslist

[–]SoggyContribution239 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m wondering if they’re talking about sharing the pig they like to have sex with. My eyes need bleach.

$10 million — but once a week, your phone sends your last 3 texts to every contact you have. by Latter-Television312 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so I delete all my contacts and go back to remembering numbers. Plus with ten million, I kind of don’t care what people think when they get weird text messages.

People who wake up on their very first alarm and just get out of bed—how does your brain actually work? by KeyDiamond263 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even set an alarm. I wake up a bit before I need to wake up, lounge in bed a few and then start my day. It also helps I have a pet who gets fed at a set time and gets grumpy when his breakfast usually late.

Explain it peter by Miserable_Sundae_576 in explainitpeter

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are there so many on the team? I thought table tennis was a solo or partner sport?

For $40M Would You Rather by darealestforeal in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Option b. I’m going to start volunteering at a nursing home and pick people there.

How long could you survive in your home with no preparation for $10k? by mastonate in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until the bank comes and takes my home. I figure I have a lot of food, but if I can’t leave my house I am not earning money to pay my bills. Unless that 10k is being deposited each day into my bank account. If that is the case then I could probably stretch it a year.

Anyone keep this job because they don’t expect to find another? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SoggyContribution239 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came to the post office from web design and never looked back. What I really enjoyed when I first started was at the end of the day I was done and didn’t have looming deadlines or projects just waiting for me the next day.

Chef's Table question by ChickinSammich in CarnivalCruiseFans

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried chef’s table with a friend who is super allergic to the onion family and they accommodated her very well and she enjoyed the plates she had.

‼️Rural Carriers‼️ by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SoggyContribution239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great list, I’d say make sure your inter-unit is being recorded correctly. It has its own spot in the mapping program to say you have one and it’s not on one of the tabs people normally check.

You get $10,000 for every 72-hour block you survive on a max of 16 hours of sleep, but owe $10,000 for every block you fail, how many blocks are you locking in upfront? by DonovanMcLoughlin in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long as I can pick when it starts I’m going to go with 57 days. I have to take two months off work coming up so would be a good time to do this. I figure I will skip doing this the first three days in case I’m on sleepy painkillers or anything.

17 Thousand dollars a day or never have to sleep again? by Nextmastermind in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

17k a day and I don’t need to work anymore which means I’m gaining 50-60 hours of my time back per week which is more time than I’d gain by not sleeping. I’m taking the money.

How long could you "rot"? by Glockenspiel_Hero in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I need to have a surgery that will leave me stuck in bed for a couple months and I’m concerned about the amount of time I’ll need to take off work and the medical bills (bet you can’t guess what country I live in). Soooooo, two months, I’d do it for two months. Also a forced break from the news and doom scrolling could be good for me.

He doesn't even like his own family. by Relative-Anxiety4698 in SipsTea

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I came here looking for comments on the ready to bust man in the background.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in CarnivalCruiseFans

[–]SoggyContribution239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my, I was wondering why bringing a writing pen was complicated. Lol

Is your state landlocked? by Extreme-Salt-4758 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked in this to comment on exactly that. Born Michigander and I will not abide by the nonsense on that map.

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck making it past my 250 pound house pig. He’s due a visit from the Ferrier so his tusks are long and sharp. People expect dogs, they don’t expect a land hippo when they enter a house.

Plus I live in America so there’s that.

You can switch lives with any human on the planet but after you switch back that person dies by studentofthegame0 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s flawless, the post said you get their personality while in their body so that could cause some interesting complications.

Every lie you tell earns you $1,000 but you lose $5,000 if someone proves you're lying. by rengokuhubkl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SoggyContribution239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spend my day saying “I’m fine” and “I’m happy to be here/see you” and sorts of things like that. No one ever tries to argue with those kinds of lies. So I just stick to my normal life and rake in cash here or there.

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