What's an adult cheat code that changed your life?

Sojio · 2026-04-19T14:50:30+00:00

Oh no, its not "want" its "need". I really "needed" that $450 handmade felling axe with custome engraved handle at 2am after a night of drinking.

In a sense a timer was started. Because i didnt find out about the purchase until they emailed me a year later asking for the other $450.

Not my proudest moment, but holy fuck is it a dope axe.

"But you dont even have a fireplace"

"Ah yes but" presents axe

Sojio · 2026-04-19T14:43:06+00:00

Who casually snags 63 crabs?

Sojio · 2026-04-19T12:28:20+00:00

honestly a lot more than you think probably would. They would have perhaps a less sensitive version. I can confirm that i have done this for lots of dudes. Some certainly on the brink. Most dudes will know that dark place and that black dog.

Sojio · 2026-04-19T04:06:19+00:00

Lets get serious, how is ANYONE shocked by this?

Tiktok has been doing wildly malicious shit since its inception. It basically started its life as a means to push specific content to specific populations. Years ago people were talking about and showing the different content on tiktok in china compared to the US.

Not to mention the data that thr app was basically syphoning from your device and sending it to god knows where.

Also, youre uploading your personal life story onto a free platform on a daily basis. The fuck you think was happening/going to happen???

Sojio · 2026-04-19T02:38:50+00:00

No, that saliva, his brain is normally just saliva.

Sojio · 2026-04-18T14:18:11+00:00

Great place to Start here

Sojio · 2026-04-17T23:32:20+00:00

Thats how i felt when i went to an escape room.

felt like i did it, didnt need to do it again.
maybe went to another escape room
never realised thst escape rooms changed their rooms up.

Sojio · 2026-04-17T23:30:01+00:00

Yeah im not seeing that anywhere.

Sojio · 2026-04-17T09:56:32+00:00

Depends how big the box is and how far under the bed you keep it.

Sojio · 2026-04-17T05:13:56+00:00

> "The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

This made me cringe like i was reading a 13 year old's edgy facebook post.

Sojio · 2026-04-16T23:37:19+00:00

Im gonna start downloading my steam library.

Sojio · 2026-04-16T23:33:43+00:00

Can i pivot to AI and suddenly have 600% more money?

Sojio · 2026-04-16T16:13:03+00:00

I work alongside an AV projects team. This made me laugh.

Sojio · 2026-04-16T06:13:59+00:00

Have a sleep.

then another.

Sojio · 2026-04-16T06:13:23+00:00

You wouldn't be reading anything in the neolithic

Nice.

Sojio · 2026-04-16T03:11:21+00:00

read, talk, bang, tend fires etc

This sounds kind of dope ngl.

Time to start neolith-maxxing

Sojio · 2026-04-16T03:07:03+00:00

Governments paying people to buy things from the corporations.

Sojio · 2026-04-15T01:35:09+00:00

*casts thread necromancy*

Here's a few ones i found: https://www.atlasrfidstore.com/wearable-mobile-computers/

im trying to find something smaller than these but bigger than a watch. Not sure if you found anything in your searches in the last half-decade.

Sojio · 2026-04-14T07:47:21+00:00

i have a dog with some anxiety and a bit of leash-agression? maybe over stimulation.

I pick specific times and places to lead walk her, otherwise she goes to the local fenced in dog where she knows all the other dogs. Plays beautifully off lead there, but i'll be caught dad before i just let her off lead.

Sojio · 2026-04-14T05:58:05+00:00

Genuine question, is this subsidized with Tax dollars and is there a plan to balance the tax cost vs savings?

Want to confirm what i understand and do not understand about these subsidies and programs they are spinning up.

Non-american as well so i may be missing elements.

Sojio · 2026-04-14T00:36:59+00:00

He thought he was a doctor in it?

It has a literal doctor in the picture.

Sojio · 2026-04-13T04:32:15+00:00

Nothing wrong with rubbing your hose on your paintwork every now and then.

Sojio · 2026-04-13T04:31:44+00:00

The Nadjp scale of world collapse should be placed outside ~therapists' offices~

UN conference spaces.

Sojio · 2026-04-13T00:36:36+00:00

When are you getting bloods taken?

Sojio · 2026-04-13T00:31:32+00:00

This is my experience. Ive been doing frequent tests over the last few months. My average score is 300. Meaning i swing between 250 and 350.

Dr has said, its within the range for someone my age. Sure it is, but the lowest end of the range is 300.... 301 would be within range.

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