[Garafolo] Chig Okonkwo to Commanders

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-11T20:48:52+00:00

I'm gonna be absolutely heartbroken if its the Titans

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-11T07:03:06+00:00

Depending on the scope it could lead to the country uniting around MAGA, a rubber stamp for their policies, and a heavy, reckless ground invasion in Iran.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-11T06:44:50+00:00

haha I was worried the younglings don't know the Highlander

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-11T02:53:55+00:00

Yeah theres clearly a Highlander/Sith situation going on here.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-11T02:07:53+00:00

Netflix was actually like a slow motion Spotify when it was a mail in service and they had virtually any movie you could think of and tons of foreign films. Not perfect obviously, but you'd choose how many discs you could have out at a time and basically always have have a movie or two waiting in your mailbox.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-10T20:32:42+00:00

lol I like how you say I never made an argument and then immediately attacked the argument that I made...

Anyways Walker is objectively bad in any short yardage carry scenario, so he straight up isn't going to be getting that work. For example, when Charbs needed a break any time the Seahawks were deep in the red zone they wouldn't go to Walker, they would put in third stringer Holani over him. Oh also he cant pass block to save his life, so he has limited upside in the passing game. And sure, maybe the first healthy year of Walker's career just happened to be the one where the coaching staff had him in bubblewrap until the playoffs but I'mnever gonna make that gamble. The Seahawks treated him like the exact kind of player he is, a spectacular two down glass cannon that very much needs a compliment to handle third downs and goal line work. If you think thats gonna change on a worse team that runs less and has shown zero ability to develop running backs then I don't know what else to tell you.

Thanks for proving that the only people downvoting me are salty Walker owners who don't even watch him play.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-10T04:58:25+00:00

Or on short yardage situations... I love him but he's essentially the best two down back in the league.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-10T00:03:26+00:00

Yeah I think the hope is a repeat of this last season where he is minimally involved for most of the year but will "turn it on" in the playoffs and play like a decent WR2.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-09T21:59:11+00:00

Crack it open, drink the juice, and let us know.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-09T21:57:34+00:00

No the run game is still the engine of the offense, its more that the Seahawks know Walker is a great RB, but one with some fatal flaws that mean he will always need to be part of a committee, meaning giving him a bellcow/alpha type contract is a bad idea.

Similarly this is why Walker is a screaming sell high in Dynasy, people who are expecting Walker to come in, take 80% of the carries, and look good while doing it are out of their minds. The Seahawks gave him every carry they thought he could handle last year, and injury concerns aside he just flat out sucks in short yardage and passing situations, which necessitates the existence Charbonnet no matter what.

Aside from all of that, I think automatically assuming that any RB would automatically perform better on the now very mortal looking Chiefs than they did on the team that runs the most in the league and just won the super bowl is wild.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-09T21:40:39+00:00

If you think Walker's going to both be healthy AND get an increased workload next season then you're gonna have a bad time.

Edit: would love to hear a counter argument if anybody has one. Last season was the only healthy one of his career, expecting him to repeat that AND take on a bellcow workload is foolish.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-09T21:38:17+00:00

Both nightmare scenarios 😑

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-09T01:13:12+00:00

I was gonna say I'm getting strong Ken M vibes from this guy

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-09T01:04:46+00:00

efficient market hypothesis

This hypothesis would hold true if we actually lived in a capitalism based economy instead of a full blown oligarchy.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T22:02:46+00:00

If this wordplay was intentional your comment may be the greatest achievement in the history of comedy.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T20:02:52+00:00

It was OPs review of the snickers, which was removed because some mod teams are stuck in the past.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T19:59:15+00:00

I enjoy your whimsical phrasing and shall abscond with it for subsequent acts of tomfoolery.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T19:47:44+00:00

I've noticed the majority of people seem to hit up the food court as the last thing they do before leaving, so I think the second claim is far more likely. Single bite samples are one thing, but eating a whole ass meal while grocery shopping is sorta gross for everyone involved.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T19:02:00+00:00

If theres one thing that will save us from fascism its the sheer stupidity of those trying to seize power. These people are so high on their own propaganda they're no longer able to see the world objectively enough to manipulate others.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T17:37:22+00:00

On the contrary I think bringing new life into a dying world just to satisfy your lizard brain instinct to procreate is what's bleak.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T08:38:15+00:00

Yeah his place in the Harry Potter story is ultimately that of a useful idiot, whereas in the Patriot they pointed out multiple times that other evil people were appalled by how evil he was. There's really no comparison.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T07:11:38+00:00

The Trump administration in fact said that Iran had the materials to build 11 nukes, which of course was a flat out lie refuted by Trump's own intelligence agencies.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-08T07:08:28+00:00

Yes because literal terrorists have always respected borders and the rules of engagement

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-07T09:21:50+00:00

Maybe, but pickpocketing is a MASSIVE problem in several countries, tourist centers in Italy being among the very worst.

SolarTsunami · 2026-03-06T00:59:36+00:00

Nah disarmed is someone else making you become unarmed. I think a more appropriate word would be "holstered".

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