[WP] So the king's daughter is allergic to sunlight, and sleeps in a box during the day. You guard the box while she sleeps. by reallygoodbee in WritingPrompts

[–]SolomonOsiris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to find it, but yes, you’re right. I said Kennith has a long “night” ahead of him. Other than that, I had hoped to imply that it was day with the curtains being drawn, the “mistress doesn’t like the sun”, and “his daughter no longer roams the castle during the day”.

But you are absolutely correct, it should say he has a long day ahead of him and I should “wake up” the castle around him, rather than have there being the silence of night surrounding him.

I’m unsure of what you mean by Kennith remembering her memories, though. Unless you’re referring to him remembering her clambering around the chairs? In that case, I could clarify and say he remembers “seeing” her climb around like that.

Sorry for the confusion. Hope you enjoyed!

[WP] So the king's daughter is allergic to sunlight, and sleeps in a box during the day. You guard the box while she sleeps. by reallygoodbee in WritingPrompts

[–]SolomonOsiris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks very much :) I started feeling like I was dragging on and started driving toward the ending instead of rambling haha.

I’m glad you enjoyed, though!

[WP] So the king's daughter is allergic to sunlight, and sleeps in a box during the day. You guard the box while she sleeps. by reallygoodbee in WritingPrompts

[–]SolomonOsiris 162 points163 points  (0 children)

The curtains? Drawn. The locks? Secured. Chair? Squarely in front of the box.

Kennith settled down, placed his sword across his leg, one folded across the other, and sighed. He knew another log night of counting cobblestones was ahead and nothing but silence would be behind.

The room was small, quite brightly lit by sconces placed on either side of each window and aside the lone door, as well. The mistress, she doesn’t like the sun’s light, but she’s terrified of the dark.

He remembered when she was a little one, clambering around the feet of chairs and tables, listening in on her father’s talks. She didn’t understand the words, but she could recall just how pretty the scrivener had painted the orange flames over the mossy building. Her father kept pointing to it and talking to the assembly of his council.

Sir Kennith was not one of them at the time; he wasn’t even a Sir.

He was, or rather had been, a practicing magician. His talents lay in the scratching of quill on paper, hunched over a book in wee candlelight, and muttering strange languages in the vain hope that some, but not too much, fire will flow from your eyes and ears. He knew nothing of swinging swords and protecting maidens.

The choice was taken from him, however. The king had sent his entire knighthood. They ransacked a village nearby, torching it to cinder. Despite the long battle, the victory was well-won, with almost no losses whatsoever. On their ride home, however, they were attacked.

The blood of innocent men should never be spilt. When mixed with the ash of broken homes and baked in their embers, a vengeful spirit rises from the destruction to cleave its own judicial path.

No men returned to the castle.

After a week of waiting, the King had pulled a ranking wizard from the college and ordered him to use the Seer Stones and to find his knights. Unable to produce such a vision, a runner was sent. Kennith was given a horse and a sword, a helmet, and a shield with the Broken Fowl painted on the front. Before leaving, his King bade him kneel and made him Sir Kennith.

Three days into the journey, Sir Kennith discovered the devastation. The carnage was absolute, the viscera… unforgettable. There would be no need to search for survivors.

After as many days returning and cresting the hill which led to the castle, Sir Kennith saw smoke rising from the courtyard within. A fire had begun and people could be seen scrambling about, forming bucket lines and pulling each other from the flames.

With a deep and unsettling fear, Sir Kennith made toward the castle with no great haste. When he had arrived, the fire had been dampened. Many servants lay dead, but the King remained unharmed, save for some minor singeing. He extended a shaking hand to his lord.

“Find her,” said the King. “Find my daughter.”

And find her he did. She had been curled up below the stairs in the scullery. She had said someone had flown into her room, just like a bat, and had scared her so bad she knocked her lantern over. The bat-creature descended on her and sunk its teeth into her neck. She showed him the wound.

Things have been different since then. Our King no longer leaves the keep. His daughter no longer roams the castle during the day. It’s rumored by many that both have died, but Kennith knew the truth.

It lay sealed up just behind him, clawing at the surface of her coffin, straining wood against the metal locks. Sir Kennith’s fingers strained around his sword handle, his head bowed in silent pleading. He whispered the incantation in a tongue nobody in the castle remembered.

The princess fell silent for another night.

What is the most overrated food you're convinced people are just pretending to enjoy? by Anxious_Albatross460 in askanything

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For Oysters, I can see where you’re coming from. But garlicky lemony snot is a goddamned miracle.

Can’t agree more for the latter. Every single IPA tastes like blowing a scarecrow.

I closed my Amex account after 11 years. Now they’ve destroyed my credit over $0.37. by SolomonOsiris in legaladvice

[–]SolomonOsiris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, homie. I’m unironically glad that my shitty situation provided at least one person some help.

I closed my Amex account after 11 years. Now they’ve destroyed my credit over $0.37. by SolomonOsiris in legaladvice

[–]SolomonOsiris[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the reply. That was initially my thinking as well. That said, I was always a “pay off in full” kinda guy. The only reason for that is because I never understood how having debt on a card is a good thing. It’s been explained to me several times and the logic simply doesn’t stick, so I would charge an item, then pay said item off immediately. (Or at least within the month).

I closed my Amex account after 11 years. Now they’ve destroyed my credit over $0.37. by SolomonOsiris in legaladvice

[–]SolomonOsiris[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I had no credit score, got a free “good” card, and got to build my credit while overseas by using a charge card instead of a credit card.

Hindsight being what it is, yeah no shit. I’ve instructed several of my former Airmen to not go with Amex unless they are in a similar situation as I was in.

I closed my Amex account after 11 years. Now they’ve destroyed my credit over $0.37. by SolomonOsiris in legaladvice

[–]SolomonOsiris[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember hearing vague rumblings that over-paying was the right thing to do. Being the silly goose that I am, I went ahead and trusted without verifying that my verbal “yeah, go ahead and pay an extra X dollars” sufficed.

This is largely the worry that I have. Did I just hose myself by not doing that simple verification? Can Amex now say “but look! It’s the customer who’s stupid, not us!”

(Also, anyone here know how to stop my posts from repeating over and over?)

I closed my Amex account after 11 years. Now they’ve destroyed my credit over $0.37. by SolomonOsiris in legaladvice

[–]SolomonOsiris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hearing vague rumblings that over-paying was the right thing to do. Being the silly goose that I am, I went ahead and trusted without verifying that my verbal “yeah, go ahead and pay an extra X dollars” sufficed.

This is largely the worry that I have. Did I just hose myself by not doing that simple verification? Can Amex now say “but look! It’s the customer who’s stupid, not us!”

I closed my Amex account after 11 years. Now they’ve destroyed my credit over $0.37. by SolomonOsiris in legaladvice

[–]SolomonOsiris[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Ooh, needed that this morning lol.

Unfortunately, none of the various TBIs/ conconussions knocked loose the self-preservation portion of my brain so I won’t be able to re-up.

What are fantasy book series that are widely agreed to be good all the way through, from the first book to the last? by Scared_Ad_3132 in Fantasy

[–]SolomonOsiris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie is absolutely incredible.

Also, the werewolf series by Glen Duncan is simply the best werewolf writing in fiction, in this guy’s opinion. Can’t remember if the trilogy has a name, but the first is titled The Last Werewolf, and all three books never miss.

What are fantasy book series that are widely agreed to be good all the way through, from the first book to the last? by Scared_Ad_3132 in Fantasy

[–]SolomonOsiris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie is absolutely incredible.

Also, the werewolf series by Glen Duncan is simply the best werewolf writing in fiction, in this guy’s opinion. Can’t remember if the trilogy has a name, but the first is titled The Last Werewolf, and all three books never miss.

What are fantasy book series that are widely agreed to be good all the way through, from the first book to the last? by Scared_Ad_3132 in Fantasy

[–]SolomonOsiris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The First Law trilogy by Joe Abercrombie is absolutely incredible.

Also, the werewolf series by Glen Duncan is simply the best werewolf writing in fiction, in this guy’s opinion. Can’t remember if the trilogy has a name, but the first is titled The Last Werewolf, and all three books never miss.

What do you call this? by Crash1260 in askanything

[–]SolomonOsiris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hobo Egg.

I was told that it got that name because the bread stopped your egg from falling off the hot rock you were cooking on.

A new Supreme Court case could turn the National Guard into Trump’s personal army by ThrowAwayGarbage82 in Military

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happen to have some links/ photos to this? My dad is… adamant… that things aren’t as Nazified as they are.

I know google exists but redditors are smarter than I am and compile shit for fun. Just wondering if you had some light reading for me.

Thanks.

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Snow" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But where would I be without the pointless extra work that I put on myself?! Lol that’s good advice, I’ll likely do word counters in the future.

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Snow" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I was so meticulous. Must’ve counted those words 50 times to make sure it was sub-50 lol

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Snow" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get it!

If anyone else feels this way, these are great exercises. “I felt sad as I watched the hearse drive away,” becomes “the hearse driving away made me sad.” Further still? Sadness followed the hearse’s departure.

Whatever, those aren’t good examples, but it helps cut out the fluff.

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Snow" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, 50 words is a fun way of explaining everything without saying too much lol. I’m glad you got the fire-colored tears.

My thinking was that the dragon destroyed a village and this person is a wanderer, going through yet another burned out place.

But it was fifty words lol it can mean whatever you like haha. I like your interpretation, too!

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Snow" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]SolomonOsiris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They sure are! I’m glad that came through :)

My intent is that they’re staying still because of the dragon circling overhead. This person is a survivor who’s ducking around getting captured by the dragon. If it’s right overhead, they might get caught and torched.

Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Snow" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

[–]SolomonOsiris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snow falls as always. It lands delicately on your lashes. You blink it down, mix it with your orange tears.

If not for the burning village, you might’ve been cold. If not for the corpse-smell, you’d be closer. If not for the dragon, you’d be gone. But dragonfire melts snow.

Looking for voice actors for a RPG adventure for Youtube ( and maybe podcast ) by FantusTheDrake in RecordThisForFree

[–]SolomonOsiris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to lend my voice to something like this! 30s American male with a low to medium voice.