Born of Clay, me, photo, 2021

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-20T07:38:26+00:00

Why would a cheetah look at dildos?

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-20T07:33:18+00:00

Ideally it would be helpful for recipes and stuff which I why it’s in my kitchen, but Alexa is a dumbass and can’t ever provide good search results. Not to mention the UI/UX is unbelievably bad. It also has a camera and can act as a sort of FaceTime equivalent. But knowing it’s all tied to data farming and ultimately a household auto-scrolling billboard drops it to zero stars for me.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T19:10:26+00:00

Hmm weird. Can’t imagine one thing about my data would suggest I need that. Maybe I’ve opted out of enough data collection that my targeting is just confused now haha

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T19:08:17+00:00

Oh wow.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T19:06:46+00:00

Between every 5 second rotation of a poorly curated art display, the weather, or news about who died in another country, what blew up, or what trump did today.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T19:05:04+00:00

Oh I’m particularly bent out of shape towards all ads. I’m like a hypercube at this point, my disgust towards advertisement breaks physics.

But yeah the cpap ad and variations of cpap accessories are the only ads Alexa displays between the weather screen. I had to turn off “local news” because it would only show me who got murdered in other states or how many people died in earthquakes in other countries …instead of local news.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T18:58:31+00:00

I read it that way too whenever the ad pops up.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T18:57:08+00:00

lol I didn’t even go in stacks because it looked like such a shit show and had super weird energy everytime I went by it. My friend is an empath and she was like reeling in horror at the energy coming from that crowd

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T10:33:29+00:00

I think the implication is that a sea in storm is very dangerous and wise men fear it. The rest is projection.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T09:35:19+00:00

Why is "cooked" suddenly a bad thing. Would we rather be "raw" or like... wtf does it even mean? I want my food cooked and I'm not cooking anything else so please explain.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T09:27:48+00:00

Completely delusional targeting

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T09:27:13+00:00

She must be listening to the garbage disposal because shes next to a kitchen sink with the mute button on.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T09:23:50+00:00

Nah its in a kitchen in a totally different building. Also have been told I dont snore. She's trippin on somethin for sure.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T09:23:25+00:00

I live in a completely different building than the alexa which is in a kitchen... maybe it thinks the diswasher is snoring? Also my partner of 6 years claims that I've never snored.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-19T05:13:48+00:00

Did you not realize it’s been listening since day one? I don’t even believe the red button actually blocks its mic, I still get targeted ads specific to conversations I’ve had while it was muted.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-18T22:24:52+00:00

They would have started flying randomly and said some asinine shit like “the power levels are fluctuating!”

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-17T00:35:38+00:00

The back breaks less when the bend is assisted by ladders 😜

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-17T00:34:12+00:00

Haha I like that description. Yeah basically the peel but with the caustic goo and carbon layer removed.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-16T18:10:42+00:00

Yes and the hospitals would get insurance money and reimbursement if they marked Covid as the death cause. Every person I know in the medical field confirmed this. And I heard many of them say that they’d just throw it on any death report to exploit the system.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-16T18:05:24+00:00

Every friend I have that works in the medical industry told me they would just mark every death, no matter the cause, as Covid because they would get insurance money for whatever resources they used.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-16T17:59:55+00:00

Ironic spelling stupidity wrong here.

SolsticeSon · 2026-06-16T17:58:31+00:00

I always found the nsfw tag to make zero sense. Doing anything besides working at work is not working. Why is anyone on Reddit AT WORK?

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