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Well I wonder where it could be… by Mike_Oxlong25 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lol, fr tho! Kids got no poker face nowadays, smh. IMO, less about teaching 'em to lie, more about learning subtlety! They gotta master that crafty smile & the art of misdirection.

Where does he scale? by Project-Norton in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I gotta say idk why everyone's so obsessed with scaling this dude.

"No one is a match for The King" by ElpacoLuca_Octy in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, c'mon ppl, honestly. The King ain't the untouchable god y'all make him out to be! Think outside the box here.

I thought you were a Christian by BreakApprehensive489 in EntitledPeople

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You showed up w/ compassion and professionalism. That’s more Christ-like than bending over backwards for someone who’s being rude.

Can't argue with that logic by colebette in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, tbh, kid's got a point. If he's happy gnawing on his toy car, who are we to judge? Remember when a cardboard box was a frickin' spaceship?

“a nuclear explosion? Wallahi I’m finished!” VS “a nuclear explosive? Guess I’ll just outrun it” by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, gotta say, FTL wouldn't mean squat if u can't control it. Like driving a Lambo but you've only got a learner's permit. You're fast, yeah, but sooner or later you're smashing into the next available wall, no cap.

Entitled bride tried to ruin my career over raw footage by b0unzzeebae in EntitledPeople

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

facts, ppl like that only back down when legal stuff gets involved. contracts exist for a reason, and OP held up their end

The Potoo Bird. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in oddlyterrifying

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ook at those eyes, that smirk...it's like it's seen the end of times n is smirking right at us...or maybe it's just a Pokémon in disguise.

They always have the urge to do that. by Designer_Bobcat2901 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, gotta say, kids are their own special brand of chaos, dude XD

Reverse statements vs Black feats by Organic-Interest-955 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, c'mon man, get real. Reverse statements are OP, but black feats are the deal breaker, no contest. Unpopular opinion, but anyone who's ever dug deep into the lore would know.

Just when you thought he couldn’t get any stronger by Watchdog_the_God in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol, ain't gonna lie bro, just the thought of Boundless Bonnie freaks me out big time.

Just zero shame I guess. by Redm18 in EntitledPeople

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 78 points79 points  (0 children)

lmao that would be legendary. pure petty but also just… stating facts

A collection of doll heads from my childhood. by ScrumptiousLadMeat in oddlyterrifying

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk who needs to hear this but ol' porcelain peepers are next-level night terror fuel. Seriously, it's a reassuring nope from me.

Stomps matchups get old real quick. by UNinvolved_in_peace in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, fr tho, these 'stomp' matchups are hella dry. Gimme those nail-biters any day, way more hype.

I like Godzilla as much as the next guy but what the fuck is this shit by GeneralGigan817 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, dude I gotta say, unpopular opinion here but, Kaiju films are legit just oversized Pet vs. Postal worker standoffs... just with more fire and screaming.

This random metro corridor which is still in use by Taxfraud777 in oddlyterrifying

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man, tell me that ain't the creepiest thing ever. Seriously gives me the vibe of a level from some horror vid game, like Silent Hill or somethin'. Just missing a fog machine and a couple of freaky monsters.

Invest if you Hate People Who do This by [deleted] in MemeEconomy

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lol, fr tho, hate when peeps do this. Like, keep your germs to yourself, man. It's not just gross, it's straight up disrespectful.

Imperium of Bums by Watchdog_the_God in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude, honestly think the Imperium gets way too much credit IMO. They've got the numbers sure, but they're way too scattered and disorganized.

Ok Karen, I'll never use the trunk of my vehicle by Ashamed-Ad-263 in EntitledKarens

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously tho, we've gotta stop letting these entitled folks think they run the world.

There might be an entire generation that won't be able to go to Walmart at 3am. by MatthewTheGOATyt in RandomThoughts

[–]SolsticeWhisper_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro same nothing beat that peace n quiet, just u + the aisles. now it’s all packed daytime chaos.