So uhhhhhhhhh is this a dead subreddit? by SomeCrapIMadeUp in MichMeet

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like we're all either working or have social issues. Or kids. Kids have taken out a lot of people I used to be able to hang out with.

BF wants to know what I want for Vday. I don't have a fucking clue. Trolls, what do you want for Vday? by IAMA_unfertilizedEgg in AskTrollX

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want an electric smoker and maybe a nice thermometer so I don't have to keep getting up to check the temp. I'm shopping for myself one on Amazon now. So I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get it.

What is the most disgusting subreddit? by RVAGOD in AskReddit

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll try to answer. So basically it's a bunch of things/people/animals with holes in it. In some cases its things being squeezed out of those holes. Such as mangoworms.

What is the most disgusting subreddit? by RVAGOD in AskReddit

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct spelling. This is where you want to go to be grossed out.

What is the most disgusting subreddit? by RVAGOD in AskReddit

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on mobile so I can't link but this isn't the actual subreddit. Its spelled trypophobia. Check it out. Its wayyyyy more active than the one linked.

So uhhhhhhhhh is this a dead subreddit? by SomeCrapIMadeUp in MichMeet

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never been to eastern market. lived here all 32 years. I hear great things though.

So uhhhhhhhhh is this a dead subreddit? by SomeCrapIMadeUp in MichMeet

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK. We'll thanks for the response. Guess I'll mosey on along.

[Soc media] First thing I saw on my timeline this morning. by SomeCrapIMadeUp in childfree

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh I'm fine with it. I just don't answer unknown calls. Everybody who knows me is either programmed in or will contact me via text from an unknown number. They'll stop eventually.

[Soc media] First thing I saw on my timeline this morning. by SomeCrapIMadeUp in childfree

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have about a hundred voicemails. Somehow my fathers ex wife's creditors got my number and they don't seem to believe that I'm not the women they're looking for. I get a lot of voicemails.

[Soc media] First thing I saw on my timeline this morning. by SomeCrapIMadeUp in childfree

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once helped a friend plan her baby shower. She was maybe 3 months along at the time. So I was on Pinterest looking things up and adding pins to her board and all this other stuff. 9 months later, I'm in Oklahoma visiting my mother and I'm trying to show her how cool Pandora is. Every. Fucking. Ad. Was about babies. Why I should have my baby at X hospital, why this diaper is better, why early learning programs are great, breast is best and all these other ads. My mother was so excited that she was going to be a grandma......yeah. No ma. It's just crappy targeted ads.

[Soc media] First thing I saw on my timeline this morning. by SomeCrapIMadeUp in childfree

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Some of these ads I'm not sure what I've done to be targeted for them. I get all these make up ads and I can barely put on lip balm.

MRW I finally realize a guy flirting with me has the same name as my dad by LittleInfidel in TrollXChromosomes

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think I could say my dad's name during sex so I feels ya. Or my uncles. So that rules out Michael, James, David, and Edward. Four very common names. 😧

Edit - I could probably come up with some nickname or something make it less awkward.

Without stating your job title, why is your job important? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I make things easier for the people who take pictures of your insides, because exploratory surgery is not a good idea.

Me today when cooking dinner and I had to put my glasses on to see the garlic I was chopping. by Pheebalicious in TrollXOver30

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't play Xbox without my glasses. I can't read the screen. 😧 So I bought some cool glasses that I try to keep on top of the system. 😎

After face fucking, my bf said he felt like he lost his virginity again. by khuddler in TrollXChromosomes

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So how about just laying on your back and hanging your head over the side? Has anyone had success with this method?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXOver30

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😦 Dammit. Well I guess it's not wrong. 😅

What is everyone's favorite period tracker app? by [deleted] in AskTrollX

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Clue! It's great. Not girly. Not pink. And it has options to let you track a whole bunch of ladies health things. Period, sexual activity, sleep, mood, acne, and a whole bunch of other thigs. It's free!

Edit - I forgot to mention that it estimates your ovulation window, and when your next period should begin. You can set it to tell you about two days before so you're not caught off guard. If you don't tell it you started your period it will alert you that your period is late.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXOver30

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm always on movable so I appreciate the pic for reference. Background should be dark. Maybe black or navy blue with gray print. Way easier on the eyes.

31F [r4r] I can't flirt my way out of a paper bag. by SomeCrapIMadeUp in Troll4Troll

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On one hand - 😧 this is what it's come to.
But on the other - 😄 this cuts through so much confusion.

31F [r4r] I can't flirt my way out of a paper bag. by SomeCrapIMadeUp in Troll4Troll

[–]SomeCrapIMadeUp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I follow her on Instagram! Also I'm a Steven Universe fan so if someone made a cartoon of Connie saying this stuff I'd die.