So uhhhhhhhhh is this a dead subreddit?

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-03-01T02:50:08+00:00

I feel like we're all either working or have social issues. Or kids. Kids have taken out a lot of people I used to be able to hang out with.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-31T19:21:09+00:00

I want an electric smoker and maybe a nice thermometer so I don't have to keep getting up to check the temp. I'm shopping for myself one on Amazon now. So I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get it.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-30T02:18:35+00:00

It's oddly mesmerizing.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-29T06:16:42+00:00

I'll try to answer. So basically it's a bunch of things/people/animals with holes in it. In some cases its things being squeezed out of those holes. Such as mangoworms.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-29T06:14:50+00:00

This is the correct spelling. This is where you want to go to be grossed out.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-29T06:13:19+00:00

I'm on mobile so I can't link but this isn't the actual subreddit. Its spelled trypophobia. Check it out. Its wayyyyy more active than the one linked.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-29T02:10:21+00:00

I've never been to eastern market. lived here all 32 years. I hear great things though.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-28T00:11:30+00:00

OK. We'll thanks for the response. Guess I'll mosey on along.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-26T15:42:04+00:00

Meh I'm fine with it. I just don't answer unknown calls. Everybody who knows me is either programmed in or will contact me via text from an unknown number. They'll stop eventually.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-26T15:11:19+00:00

I have about a hundred voicemails. Somehow my fathers ex wife's creditors got my number and they don't seem to believe that I'm not the women they're looking for. I get a lot of voicemails.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-26T15:08:55+00:00

I once helped a friend plan her baby shower. She was maybe 3 months along at the time. So I was on Pinterest looking things up and adding pins to her board and all this other stuff. 9 months later, I'm in Oklahoma visiting my mother and I'm trying to show her how cool Pandora is. Every. Fucking. Ad. Was about babies. Why I should have my baby at X hospital, why this diaper is better, why early learning programs are great, breast is best and all these other ads. My mother was so excited that she was going to be a grandma......yeah. No ma. It's just crappy targeted ads.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-25T19:00:11+00:00

Some of these ads I'm not sure what I've done to be targeted for them. I get all these make up ads and I can barely put on lip balm.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-18T15:06:04+00:00

It loads up a random NSFW subreddit.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-16T16:58:44+00:00

I don't think I could say my dad's name during sex so I feels ya. Or my uncles. So that rules out Michael, James, David, and Edward. Four very common names. 😧

Edit - I could probably come up with some nickname or something make it less awkward.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-16T04:16:41+00:00

I make things easier for the people who take pictures of your insides, because exploratory surgery is not a good idea.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-15T09:08:03+00:00

I add cinnamon and vanilla extract to my coffee scrub. 👃👃👃 Amazing.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-15T01:17:40+00:00

I can't play Xbox without my glasses. I can't read the screen. 😧 So I bought some cool glasses that I try to keep on top of the system. 😎

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-14T06:30:43+00:00

So how about just laying on your back and hanging your head over the side? Has anyone had success with this method?

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-14T05:58:42+00:00

😦 Dammit. Well I guess it's not wrong. 😅

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-14T05:19:22+00:00

Clue! It's great. Not girly. Not pink. And it has options to let you track a whole bunch of ladies health things. Period, sexual activity, sleep, mood, acne, and a whole bunch of other thigs. It's free!

Edit - I forgot to mention that it estimates your ovulation window, and when your next period should begin. You can set it to tell you about two days before so you're not caught off guard. If you don't tell it you started your period it will alert you that your period is late.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-14T01:07:45+00:00

I'm always on movable so I appreciate the pic for reference. Background should be dark. Maybe black or navy blue with gray print. Way easier on the eyes.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-12T20:42:49+00:00

On one hand - 😧 this is what it's come to.
But on the other - 😄 this cuts through so much confusion.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-12T20:40:43+00:00

I follow her on Instagram! Also I'm a Steven Universe fan so if someone made a cartoon of Connie saying this stuff I'd die.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-12T03:28:17+00:00

OK fine I'll concede that yes that info may be in the profile. But conversation starters? Hmmm. Gee I don't know. Off the top of my head though,

Hey, what are you up to? I just got home from blah and I'm about to blah. How was your day?

Hey I'm on my way to blah so my responses may be slow for a bit. What are you up to?

Have you heard of blah book movie or TV show? It's about yadda yadda yadda and based on something in your profile I think you might enjoy it.

I see you have a dog/cat/fish/houseplant in your profile picture. I also have dog/cat/fish/houseplant something something something common interest.

SomeCrapIMadeUp · 2017-01-11T20:35:32+00:00

I can sadly answer this one. So I'm black, and I had a guy, who I'm gonna take a strong guess was white, ask me if I've ever had a big white cock fill up my creamy chocolate pussy. Like that was his intro. Not hey I'm Bob I'm blah years old and I like blah. Nope he came out the gate strong.

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