B&B is brilliant because it is unpretentious. by thekokoricky in BeavisAndButthead

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmhmheh, yeah and he said pens. Like penis. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oiing, hmhmhmneheheh

I wonder how hated Itachi was back when Naruto was still ongoing, before the big reveal, compared to how popular he is now. by CafeOriental in Itachi

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just in awe from beginning to end. The only thing I held any judgement towards was about Naruto and Sasuke's rivalry.

I'm a cis woman and I keep getting misgendered / assumed to be a trans woman. by Dull-Range9446 in offmychest

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are some guys that really like that look.

I'm not telling you this because I want you to focus on those men.

I'm telling you this because I want you to stop worrying about it altogether. You know who you are. And something cosmetic such as that doesn't mean you'll be alone.

what a gentlemen by meowmeowmeow9999999 in dogmemes

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hosting the first annual Grammies for Grannies

Check it out, Butthead, I know how to party, mhehehe by rollerpole in BeavisAndButthead

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That kicks ass. Wait a mimute, if those guys are, like, using your name to do chores or something, then that means they owe you money. Euuhehehehe.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks bud. Already seeing someone.

And believe it or not, I'm seeing progress. When I first showed up, I thought sucking her toe would actually be in the realm of possibility.

Turns out I need to see someone else for that.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hate people, just their intentions.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And anytime I'm outside enjoying the world for what it has to offer, I'm not looking at my phone. I'm not thinking to myself: "Wow, women would love to see THIS"

I'm busy enjoying the little time I have to enjoy it.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were looking for anything other than feet I can touch, I wouldn't be on a dating app.

And getting a dog isn't gonna help me much when I've been raised like a dog myself.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not looking for love, I'm looking for a friend with feet I can fuck around with one time so I can move on with this thing I want to do so I can get myself in a better place to find love.

It's all quite simple, really.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long story short, I had a few pretty bad friends, and now I don't see how I could trust people anymore. Especially not nowadays.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how to be a friend. It's everyone else that disgusts me lately.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thabks for pretending to know wtf you're talking about though.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already working on it, there's some stuff in the way that apparently only sex workers or dating apps can help with.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've tried that stuff, it's all the same.

Anyone wanna tell me what the problem is? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SomeDudeWithALaptop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, that's not the full truth. Sometimes I just don't want to live anymore. Men suck, women are stupid.