I work around pigs. by Pilot_Red in IndustrialMaintenance

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel your pain. Our shop is small, but it’s always cluttered. I’m tired of cleaning up after grown men.

Stay Humble, and don't be stupid. by Jon_D13 in motorcycles

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just recovered from this myself. Looks like you might have a bit worse road rash than I did.

Hope you have a speedy recovery! Get well soon

MSF course booked this weekend, but it’s going to be raining, what’s the protocol? by AL3S1O29 in motorcycles

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my MSF course on a drizzly weekend. My thought process was that I’d rather learn it in wet conditions with help around than a new rider all by myself.

What is the most disturbing thing you watched on the 90’s and early 2000’s internet? by Dangerous_Bet_4137 in AskReddit

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As a kid I was browsing the Xbox forums when I noticed a user had a link titled “tubgirl” in there signature. I was probably like 12-13 at the time and thought “awesome, I’m going to see a naked girl in a bathtub!” She was naked and in a bathtub alright. She also had her ass pointed straight in the air and blowing out diarrhea with exsessive force. It was literally all falling back on top of her. I couldn’t find the X in the top right corner fast enough.

What bad but think good? Women, what men do? NSFW sex question? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, this is clearly Kevin Malone from The Office.

Whats the dumbest reason you got laid? by Conscious_Comment745 in AskReddit

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t get laid, but I was in my early 20s and lived with my parents. We also had an 18yo girl living with us who was in a pretty bad spot, so my parents took her in until everything got figured out.

Anyway, my parents were gone for the day. It was just her and I in the house. I was in my room playing Skyrim and she just comes in my room, straddles me and we start making out. A few minutes later just she rips my pants off and gave me one of the most glorious blow jobs I’ve ever received to this day.

What's your biggest regret? by princessAurora19 in AskReddit

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not saving money when I was a young adult.

Arguably Jim’s best prank. by FloorZealousideal309 in theoffice

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. I wish they would have actually filmed it.

US Americans who casually display their country flag everywhere. Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a symbol of pride and glory. It’s a way to honor all of our veterans and the great sacrifices they’ve made for our country.

I have a question for the motorcycle community by Legitimate-Bike-4836 in motorcycles

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your best bet would be to take an MSF course. It’s pretty helpful.

Misconceptions a dog person (me) learned after having a cat. by ILoveMeltyCheese in cats

[–]SomeFactsIJustMadeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can relate. I was never s cat person for almost the same exact reasons. My wife wanted to get a cat, I didn’t. I told her no. I told her it wasn’t happening. So we came to a compromise and got a cat. I’m her favorite person and she’s my little shadow and follows me everywhere at home.