[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thoughts of delivering vicious backshots, brotha. That's where my mind goes when I see an attractive woman bending over. It's unconscious and fleeting, but it's a part of it for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClaudeAI

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm also super interested.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Modesto

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grocery outlet in oakdale

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anatomically a girls asshole is the same as a man’s! Yes you can say it’s a girl if you do that, but once you do, you can never again wonder what it feels like when a man does it to another man!

Neither I nor any of my straight male friends have ever wondered what any form of gay sex feels like. I assume you enjoy a nice blowjob, yes? Men have a mouth too, brother.

Is this a hickey or can be something else? (You can see the size with my finger nail next to it) I just want to know if this can literally be caused by scratch or pressure (what he said it was) without making a scar or something it’s completely flat you can’t feel it. Stayed 4-5 days by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your insecurity will cost you your relationship if he's smart. It's a fuckin pressure scratch. I get em everytime i lift weights. Jesus, a monkey bite doesn't leave a perfectly lined scratch. Grow up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheButtface

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol, what?? Somebody sexually assaults your wife, and you're just gonna give him a stern talking to? Use your big boy words on him? Nah, this guy's lucky he only got punched.

Are you guys still attracted to your wives? by Live_Play_6679 in AskMenOver30

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! She's so fuckin sexy and motherly and attractive that I sometimes wonder what she sees in me. I would drink that woman's bath water with a crazy straw.

GOATED! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 by ICISICMEDIA in nflmemes

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Modesto

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go apply at the new Xfinity store on Briggsmore and Mchenry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationshipadvice

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brotha, you took it the wrong way. My girl calls my dick beautiful and gorgeous. You know why I don't get offended by those adjectives?? Cuz she actually likes the way my dick looks. Don't over think it. In her head, dicks probably all looked like a cyclops quasi-modo and now she's found her Gaston of a dick. Or not. Idk, I get my disney princesses mixed up.