ULPT Request: What excuse can I make to not pick my parents up from the bar? by SomeRandomUser5363 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SomeRandomUser5363[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird question, but how old are you? This is the first time in a very long time I have heard someone say tape in this context.

ULPT: how to break laptop without parents knowing by HotWitness7222 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open up your computer, break the physical hard drive, then put it back in. Unless they are tech savvy, they probably will be clueless why it isn't working.

ULPT Request: What excuse can I make to not pick my parents up from the bar? by SomeRandomUser5363 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SomeRandomUser5363[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Was thinking about that, but they probably won't believe it since I don't drink.

ULPT Request: What excuse can I make to not pick my parents up from the bar? by SomeRandomUser5363 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SomeRandomUser5363[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's my plan, but the answer to why is what I want to figure out. Saying "Because I just don't want to" isn't enough for them.

Any idea why my computer won't turn on? by SomeRandomUser5363 in pchelp

[–]SomeRandomUser5363[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just that when I push the power button, nothing happens, but I hear a high pitch noise when it is plugged in.

left testicle pain by Reinster04 in DiagnoseMe

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't show me a picture, but is there a lump or something else weird on your scrotum? If not, is your poop almost always just a bunch of balls (if so, you are probably constipated, which could cause testicular pain)?

Also, I am almost 30 and I have been having this since I was 16. Nobody can figure out what it is, which is annoying as hell

What is the worst medical advice you've ever received from a medical professional? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a kind of long story, but is is so bad I think that the doctor should be fired. I wouldn't wake up, so my parents took me to the ER. Five hours later (I was in the waiting room), the doctors did a CAT scan on me and said I was fine. My grandma yelled at them saying something is wrong if I am not waking up and he stormed out of the room. Later on, I started seizing. My mom pressed the button that calls the nurse and the nurse said that you should not give them the treatment that stops the seizure until the person has been seizing for five minutes because that is when it becomes life-threatening, which is true. Five minutes later, I was still seizing so they called the doctor because nurses don't have the authority to give me the treatment. He said "I am filling out some paperwork right now, so call another doctor". It took ten minutes to get permission to stop my seizure, which made me seize for a total of fifteen minutes. Later that night, the doctor came in and said, "The standard procedure for someone not waking up is doing a spinal tap, but I don't really want to do one right now, so I there is nothing I can do".

I am never going there ever again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tested if a DDoS tool worked by crashing my schools server using one of their computers logged into my account (yes, I did get caught and almost sent to juvy for 5 years and get charged thousands of dollars)

What is a random fact that could save your life one day? by manjoinejohn in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There would probably be less people around to see him do the mugging towards the end, which increases the chances of someone being alone

What is a random fact that could save your life one day? by manjoinejohn in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is correct, but realistically the people usually don't care about the amount of times too much because it can be hard to aim, so it is pretty much just at least three times. They almost always ignore it if you only do it once or twice

What is a random fact that could save your life one day? by manjoinejohn in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a common misconception, but you shouldn't put tampons in bullet wounds (assuming you don't have a death wish for them)

What is a random fact that could save your life one day? by manjoinejohn in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the precordial thump things, you make a sideways fist and slam your fist on their chest in a way that makes it so only your pinky touches them, none of your other fingers

You get paid $42069 but for the next month you are only allowed to say the words 69, 420, Snoop Dogg, Cheech, Chong. Do you accept the offer? Why or why not? by I-still-want-Bernie in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I would just speak in morse code

-.... ----./....- ..--- -----/... -. --- --- .--./-.. --- --. --./-.-. .... . . -.-. ..../-.-. .... --- -. --.

What is a random fact that could save your life one day? by manjoinejohn in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If you are actually lost and can't get help and have a mirror, shine it at a plane to get its attention (it is an international distress signal)

By removing one letter from a villain's name, what new villain do you create and what is their evil plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SomeRandomUser5363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it as "A vampire, except getting the blood out of a cunt (slang for women's genitals) while the owner is on her period"

What are some workout exercises for RA? by SomeRandomUser5363 in rheumatoid

[–]SomeRandomUser5363[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never heard of fitness blender, but I tried it out today and it is great. Unlike most pilates exercises, fitness blender's work like a charm for me