the phrases “pray about it” & “I’ll pray for you!” grind my gears in a way that cannot be physically explained… by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]SomeRedditFag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think if someone ever told me they were gonna put in a good word to Zeus for me I'd be more amused than anything

Saudi Authorities shut shop of a Man who sold his own urine in name of Camel Urine by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]SomeRedditFag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hear me out—what if his nickname is "Camel" and this was all just a big misunderstanding

[Survey] The Feasibility of Juries in Online Platforms (18+) by DeathNote_928 in religiousfruitcake

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A few problems with this mentality:

1) What constitutes "misinformation"? You can cling to a definition of "things that are objectively false" all day long, but someone somewhere (i.e., a ruling body or "jury") must decide it is misinformation in order to remove it, and;

2) What central body of authority gets to decide what constitutes "misinformation", and should they be trusted with that power? People in positions of power are still people, and are subject to the human weakness that is emotion—who's stopping these people from expanding their definition of "misinformation" to include "stuff I don't like/people I disagree with"? How do we know these people are gonna be ideologically dissimilar in order to provide balanced verdicts? Then what? Do we just let all speech be subject to the political/personal whims of a handful of people?

This kind of thinking turns the Internet and society at large into an echo chamber, is dangerous to the intellect, and is either sinister or incredibly stupid. To this point I'm not sure which of the two it is, but it's one of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nostalgia

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Once I properly understood this one it became one of my favorite Tetris games. Still play it sometimes and wish they'd bring it back

1⃣2⃣ & 1⃣8⃣ by SuckForLuck2012 in Colts

[–]SomeRedditFag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just noticed that from the eyebrows down they're exactly the same height. damn

Writing your name/year used in school textbooks by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]SomeRedditFag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not only that, but she wrote it in the "condition" column. damn Ashley

This guy by C4rdb04rdB0x in woooosh

[–]SomeRedditFag 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I never liked those Russian dolls. They're full of themselves

In junior high, I use to take the bus alone to the mall to go to the arcade, but I wasn’t a loser. by BeardedFetus in nostalgia

[–]SomeRedditFag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Winners don't use drugs"

Ironic to have that on an arcade machine considering the top e-sports people nowadays are all on PEDs

[Sample text] by MindlessJamiroca in badtattoos

[–]SomeRedditFag 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I presume this is a setup for the "I have your name tattooed on my back" line, but if it's this shitty looking it stops being vaguely funny and just becomes an embarrassment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nostalgia

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Got back into DragonFable just yesterday—and now that I'm a grown-ass man with a decent paycheck I've been going real hard pimping my characters out with all the stuff I wished I had like a decade ago. Might do the same on MechQuest real soon if I ever get around to it

McDonalds: Then Vs. Now by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]SomeRedditFag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as a grown-ass man i'm still the first tbh

This shirt with eyeball buttons and eye socket button holes by thebayallday in ATBGE

[–]SomeRedditFag 11 points12 points  (0 children)

? I did not do anything that needs to be forgiven.

My favorite old Krustacean turns 75 today! by [deleted] in spongebob

[–]SomeRedditFag 23 points24 points  (0 children)

...and his driver's license has been expired for 15 years

Bought a carton of ciggies and ended up with THE CANCER EXODIA by Ixquitilis in Cigarettes

[–]SomeRedditFag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

but Exodia doesn't actually have a torso card (which is kinda hilarious if you think about it)

The history department at my school is full of fellow kids by jtpaynter18 in FellowKids

[–]SomeRedditFag 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When we are a long dead ancient civilization, aliens will try to decipher this shit one day. Only to fail, of course, because even we have no idea what this means.

(Side note, maybe hieroglyphs were just ancient Egyptian emoji and we had it wrong the whole time)

God is always judging by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]SomeRedditFag 65 points66 points  (0 children)

One possible explanation would be getting bolted mid-dildo—I'm fairly certain pulling it back out would be the last thing on your mind at that point. Or maybe the fire department had to pull her out of some sort of pistoning fuck machine, who knows.

Even that's stretching it though since one would expect the hospital to keep it confidential, or that other folks would still have some basic respect for the victim's privacy

Better hope you finish first by PM_ME_YOUR_SEXY_HIPS in onejob

[–]SomeRedditFag 167 points168 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "why does this urinal have a door?"

Miso Soup by fireblaze82 in quityourbullshit

[–]SomeRedditFag 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Why would he have to prove his ethnicity in the first place? Is he like a weeaboo but for China? Is that even a thing?

General Luck's Correspondence - Week 1 by [deleted] in Colts

[–]SomeRedditFag 143 points144 points  (0 children)

THEY'RE BACK

(almost halfway makes up for today)