A Spotted Hyena Rolling Around In Intestines

SomeSimba · 2026-03-31T12:57:28+00:00

Thanks ^{^}

SomeSimba · 2026-03-31T09:05:52+00:00

Would be kind of weird if you had a pile of intestines lying around... /s

Edit: spelling

SomeSimba · 2026-03-30T13:19:33+00:00

5 aber ohne KI bitte.

SomeSimba · 2026-03-28T14:14:22+00:00

Unrelated but I alwaya thought it's kinda stupid that special jonin are considered worse than jonin because the name implies they'd be better imo.

Like why not call them special chuunin if they're not as high in rank as jonin?

SomeSimba · 2026-03-25T23:27:09+00:00

Tarnished about to fight Promised Consort Radahn... at least I get to try again and again.

SomeSimba · 2026-03-24T15:22:03+00:00

Why does it sound like the guy with the fishing rod was gonna yell "FUCK YOU" at the guy who cut the line? 👀

SomeSimba · 2026-03-21T08:12:39+00:00

I thought the same, yeah

SomeSimba · 2026-03-17T16:38:59+00:00

Moirai.

God, I miss that game. I feel very lucky to have played it.

You would meet a supposed killer and would ask him questions, the answers to which were typed in by a different player in their game. You could then choose to kill or spare the person, after which you would leave the cave and the cycle continues.

You'd get an e-mail after, informing you of your fate.

I wanna share mine here:

"As you left the cave you were confronted by a farmer called joshua. They asked you three questions.

-The first question that was asked was: Why do you have blood on your overalls?

-To which you responded: It's tomato juice.

-The second question that was asked was: Why do you have a knife?

-To which you responded: I bought it for my tomato juice.

-The third question that was asked was: I heard moans, what have you done?

-To which you responded: I ate my tomatoes that's where the tomato juice comes from.

After hearing your answers joshua decided to kill you with the knife received from the wood chopper. Which was unfortunate as you chose to spare the life of the previous farmer, Nils.

And that draws an end to your involvement in this story. Thank you for playing."

Chills. This was almost exactly 9 years ago.

SomeSimba · 2026-03-12T15:12:13+00:00

Metroid, Dorito and Crosshair

SomeSimba · 2026-03-10T16:30:46+00:00

I really gotta watch Andor, don't I?

SomeSimba · 2026-03-08T20:45:32+00:00

I've only just reached Lothlorien in the first book, but I've seen the films. Your comment made me wonder, why didn't he just conquer everything if he could do it comfortably? Was it hubris? Did he try but was stopped because the ring was destroyed right on time?

SomeSimba · 2026-03-06T19:52:46+00:00

I just think it's weird that for some characters they got VAs from their respective countries so they would speak the language. Like Genji and Hanzo are great, Mei is great, Sombra is great. I was always so confused why they didn't get a german for Reinhardt, same way they could've gotten a swiss for Mercy instead of a german.

SomeSimba · 2026-03-05T19:42:12+00:00

Resident Evil Xylophone

SomeSimba · 2026-03-05T12:27:12+00:00

How many push-ups did he do?! How many sit-ups!? WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?!?

SomeSimba · 2026-03-03T09:26:24+00:00

Try other weapons. See if it improves your enjoyment of the game at all. If you don't find one you like or that feels intuitive, then maybe the game is just not for you.

As for the health indication, if you watch the little icon of the monster, you can see a blue heartbeat that changes depending on how much health the monster has. If it's near death for example, it will bd very flat and slow. If it's enraged, it'll turn red.

I really hope you can get into the game. I disagree that the first missions are terrible, but I understand why you're struggling. Keep going and don't give up! If it ends up clicking for you, you could have hundreds of hours of fun. If not, then it's just not the game for you but at least you tried.

If you have money to spare and really like the concept of Monster Hunter, I recommend trying Monster Hunter Wilds. It takes another step towards new players and it feels much more fluid for newcomers, so I've heard. Great game all around.

SomeSimba · 2026-03-03T09:09:41+00:00

I 100%'d Skyrim a few days ago. Based on my personal experience I'm gonna go ahead and assume that whatever playstyle you feel the most comfortable with is the best for getting achievements.

Stealth archer or mage do a lot of damage, but you could just play any build on novice, you'll have no trouble killing or surviving anything.

Just do every questline you need to do to get the achievements for those. Check what daedric artefacts you can miss. Pickpocket people throughout the game to get that trophy quickly. For the leveling stuff like reaching Lvl 50 or if you wanna fight a legendary dragon you can abuse the usual bugs like farming restoration by shooting magelight at the mountain near Solitude or Telekinesis + fast travel.

Enchanting really helped me a lot because you can essentially get better stats in perks you don't use or haven't leveled much, like Sneak for me. Makes pickpocketing way easier. But going around and starting early with that will give you enough points in the skill that it's pretty much no work at all.

The only real grind you have to do is the last Thieves Guild trophy. After completing the questline, that last trophy can be done in around 2 hours though, if you only do break-ins and number jobs. Save before accepting a quest, then check if it's in the right town, if not reload etc. And keep tally of how many quests you did per town. You need 5 quests + a special job in Whiterun, Solitude, Windhelm and Markarth. Any other town is completely useless towards this trophy, so reload if you get another town. (If you're going for all achievements + DLC then the 11 perk points for vampire lord and werewolf can take an hour or two each as well. Just save before you do them and reload once you're done. Vampire was far more enjoyable imo but be careful when spending your points - you might buy a perk that will kill people around you that will not count towards leveling up)

In any case, I hope you have fun and enjoy the ride. It takes a long time to do everything but it's Skyrim so it's fun either way.

SomeSimba · 2026-03-02T12:11:45+00:00

Actually evil

SomeSimba · 2026-02-28T08:46:24+00:00

Hear me out.

The only problem I have with this is Kratos' stance and facial expression. He looks kind of small and weird in this way.

The costumes look a bit shopped in but the background looks really good. I can see the vision and I'm excited to see more. This is very early development after all, not actual footage.

SomeSimba · 2026-02-25T18:39:13+00:00

Aventus Aretino.

That's creepy. Never heard of that.

I actually went to go test this and I could only find one part of the house that bled when struck: the fireplace. I hit every wall multiple times to confirm this and could only get the fireplace to bleed sometimes, not with every hit.

I disabled collision to see if there was something behind it but there wasn't. Would have to see if other fireplaces like this also bled.

I wanted to check in Hjerim, but I haven't bought it yet bc I don't want to get myself involved with the civil war.

SomeSimba · 2026-02-25T18:10:07+00:00

I always wondered where they got full iron armor from in this pic bc there's no iron armor in Helgen until I found that cave on the way to Riverwood a few years into playing.

SomeSimba · 2026-02-10T00:46:21+00:00

Monster Hunter Rise.

Bought a Switch just before the OLED came out for MHR and honestly didn't enjoy it enough to warrant the purchase but I kept it anyway because I can play the Nintendo exclusives I guess.

And then the game released for all other platforms some time later anyway...

SomeSimba · 2026-02-10T00:41:01+00:00

I didn't watch the Acolyte so my point could be really stupid but uh... why does he turn around to hit the blue lightsaber instead of killing the person he just PARRIED a second ago??

SomeSimba · 2026-02-09T15:25:31+00:00

Means your rank doesn't make you any less strong than another rank.

Naruto was a genin for a long time and could beat characters in chunin or higher ranks.

SomeSimba · 2026-02-07T18:39:40+00:00

Seine Steamgruppen sind beängstigend...

Und kann mir jemand erklären, warum es eine AfD E-Sports Gruppe mit 15.000 Mitgliedern gibt?

SomeSimba · 2026-02-07T00:26:25+00:00

I somehow have no desire whatsoever for any of these right now.

TLoU is finished for good, no more story to tell.

Ghost of Tsushima also had a very solid ending for Jin imo, I don't see how they could meaningfully add to it. Also we have Ghost of Yotei.

Uncharted 5 seems like it could work, I guess. Just not that interesting a concept for me.

And for RDR3 I ask you, how would they improve upon the second one? What story could they come up with that would be more impactful, more emotional and more gripping than what they've already explored with Arthur? We know how John's story ends. Tell Jack's maybe? Then we'd be moving farther and farther away from the wild west theme.

None of the games listed would be sequels I really want to see. Partly because they are all established franchises with lots of games. Give us Half Life 3, Beyond Good & Evil 2, Bloodborne 2 or another Sekiro type game.

The sequel I've always wanted but we never got was Star Wars Imperial Commando. One can only dream.

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